A Summary of Les Mis Songs
  • Look Down:*rhythmic and dramatic grunting*
  • At The End Of The Day:everyday is a shit day
  • I Dreamed A Dream:life goals
  • Lovely Ladies:the immediate shielding song (but so catchy)
  • Who Am I:i must question who i am. i am a number.
  • The Confrontation:surprise bitch. bet you thought you saw the last of me.
  • Castle On A Cloud:dream house
  • Master Of The House:LET'S GET TURNT
  • Stars:i must get the bread man
  • Red/Black:pretty boys who sing about justice
  • Do You Hear The People Sing:WE'RE GONNA WRECK SHIT. FOR THE PEOPLE.
  • In My Life:cosette, you're such a lonely child
  • A Heart Full Of Love:hi girl behind fence i like you
  • One Day More:SHIT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW!
  • On My Own:notice me senpai
  • A Little Fall Of Rain:i like you marius. *dies*
  • Bring Him Home:i need to make cosette happy this boy seems to do it
  • Empty Chairs at Empty Tables:where are my friends. oh they're dead.
  • Epilogue:*intense crying*

okay so I know there are fics with Javert being Enjolras’s strict cop dad who’s just trying to not have his angry rebellious son strangle him in the night BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT JAVERT BEING GRANTAIRE’S DAD FOR A MOMENT? LIKE, JAVERT JUST DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE GRANTAIRE AND NOT BECAUSE HE’S REBELLIOUS ITS BECAUSE HE JUST PLAIN OUT CAN’T FIGURE HIM OUT? LIKE GRANTAIRE’S JUST TOO CHILL TO BE PUNISHED OR DISCIPLINED AND HE GETS DECENT GRADES AND SURE HE DRINKS ALL OF JAVERTS GOOD LIQUOR BUT JAVERT CAN NEVER CATCH HIM IN THE ACT AND JAVERT IS SO CONFUSED? THEIR RELATIONSHIP ISN’T EVEN BAD, IT’S JUST JAVERT TRYING REALLY HARD TO BE A GOOD DAD AND RAISE GRANTAIRE RIGHT AND GRANTAIRE NOT KNOWING HOW TO RESPOND TO IT. AND ALSO, LIKE HE NOTICES GRANTAIRE SMILING A LOT MORE AND DRINKING LESS AND HE FINDS OUT THAT HE GOT A BOYFRIEND AND JAVERT PRESUMES IT’S THAT NICE PROUVAIRE BOY SINCE R’S BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH HIM, BUT LITTLE WAS HE EXPECTING TO COME HOME ONE DAY AND FIND HIS DARLING SON NECKING WITH ENJOLRAS, THE SOCIALIST RIOT LEADER WHO’S CONSTANTLY IN AND OUT OF THE HOLDING BLOCK?! AND THEY PROCEED TO HAVE THE MOST AWKWARD, TENSE FAMILY DINNER EVER, WITH R LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME AND JAVERT AND ENJOLRAS GLARING AT EACH OTHER OH MY GOD GIVE ME DAD!JAVERT PLEASE

Les Miserables: a summary
  • Jean valjean:prison break!
  • Javert:put that thing back where it came from or so help me
  • Cosette:started from the bottom, now we here
  • Eponine:notice me senpai
  • Marius:what
  • Enjolras:we are revolting children living in revolting times
  • Fantine:why does shit keep happening to me
  • Thénardiers:dolla dolla bills y'all