January 7, 2009
  1. How can I have any time for work after I get coffee, twitter, email, CNN, coffee, RSS, twitter, stare at wall, twitter and update Facebook?
    @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 49
  2. God, I’m glad I live in an era when we don’t have to watch pornography on an original pornograph, all entering the URLs by rotary dial.
    @strutting (Jay Hathaway) – 45
  3. I’ve been feeding my wife cocoa powder in her sleep so she produces chocolate breast milk & writing my “Dad of the Year” acceptance speech.
    @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 43
  4. It’s fitting that the last three days of the work week are WTF.
    @joeschmidt (Joe Schmidt) – 42
  5. I may have emailed my boss from the gmail account that announces my name as Bulk van der Huge. I’m afraid to check.
    @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 41
  6. Oh, I see, cat. You puked in your own food dish and now it’s my problem. Screw that, you can wait for the dog to eat it like the rest of us.
    @seanhussey (Sean Hussey) – 38
  7. When you love someone, melt cheese with them.

    Because that’s what the fond do.
    @jackholt (Jack Holt) – 35
  8. Preparing for parents’ arrival by accidentally leaving the kinky stuff in plain view.
    @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 34
  9. Jonas told a cashier today that “Daddy is on a vacation by himself, WITH NO FAMILY!” I could tell she thought he walked out on us.
    @AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) – 34
  10. Guys, I’ve got too much going on to twitter lately, but it would help if you could just star this because I am still in need of validation.
    @delfie (delfie) – 32

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Happy 1st Anniversary Mhine! tnx for everything.. npagtagumpayan naten lagpasan ang hindrance na dumating at sana ganun din sa drating pa.. en tnx for being there in ups and down.. tnx for being strong also.. i pray to God more blessing to come for us… i Love u Mhine!! 😘 😍💏💑💙🎆🎉 🎺#Anniversary #365Days #Jan07 #Mhine #LoveLove

How do we cultivate our power to imagine and increase our spiritual vision?  Some interesting links below to cultivate our capacities of both imagination & creativity.  Enjoy! The Relationship Between Spirituality and Artistic Expression: Cultivating the Capacity for Imagining The heart of human identity is the capacity and desire for birthing. To be is to become creative and bring forth the beautiful. John O’Donohue Creativity Workshop To help you access and develop your creativity, we have developed a progression of exercises and techniques that explore sense perceptions, free-form writing and drawing, associative thinking, mapmaking, constructive daydreaming, memory, collage, and photography. http://www.creativityworkshop.com/howwethink.html