"There’s a big storm heading our way, and when it hits half of you are going to be too afraid to move, and the other half won’t be able to stop moving. It would be chaos, and that won’t do. So, Sister Jude has arranged for a distraction: a movie on Friday night when the storm will be at its worst. We’re all going to be together in the dark, watching ‘The Sign of the Cross.’ A movie full of fire, sex, and the death of Christians. What fun."