Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone, 
Little Joe was blowin on the slide trombone. 
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang, 
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang. 
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. 
Everybody in the whole cell block 
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. 

Fake FBI Guy: “FBI, sir. That young lady’s in our custody.”

Hardison: “Aw see, you made two mistakes, bro. First, you flashed that fake ass FBI badge at me. Second, [points at Eliot] you spilled his coffee.”

[later, back at homebase]

Nate: “Where’s Eliot?”

Hardison: “Oh, he had to change his shirt. He got coffee on it. And some blood and some teeth.”

–Leverage (The Double Blind Job, S3E5)