... I'm telling you man, I have all the answers
Well, I was walking home today and this knob I used to go to High school with comes out of nowhere like some sort of Cheetah shit and corners me. Anyways, we talked (he wouldn’t let me go). This guy used to be a huge Homophobe who beat the shit out of any guy who didn’t play football or did anything a “real man” would not do. Well he’s got a boyfriend now and is training to become a professional dancer.
This is just more proof for my “homophobes are closeted homosexuals” theory…
The evidence is piling up guys..