Santa the Claos
So I consider myself a bit of an expert on Krist-Mass and Krist-Mass mythos, and decided to try my hand at the most faithfull representation of the creature this ancient celebration is centered in, along with an informative description:
Santa the Claos (maybe related to biblical antagonist Satan?) is an incredibly ancient creature often reported to resemble a human, that spends the most part of the year trapped within Earth’s northern geomagnetic pole. It is widely known that Claos is released from its imprisonment for exactly one night every year to grant many gifts upon its followers, the night of Krist-Mass, eagerly anticipated throughout the year by millions of us humans, and specially human larvae.
This otherworldly creature of unknown origin is praised as a god by millions of humans, who sing chants that foretell its coming and extoll its virtues. Claos keeps an extensive, ever updating record of every single human child within the Krist-Mass covenant, and is known to reward those that are proven worthy with material goods of their liking, and give coal to those who are not.
It is unknown why Santa the Claos punishes unworthy followers specifically with coal, but it probably makes a lot of sense in its mind. No one ever questions the ways of Claos.
Have a very pleasant Krist-Mass night! may Santa the Claos render you or your offspring worthy! HOO-HOO-HOO