I watched Avengers yesterday. Some of my thoughts.
1. Omg imagine if we could actually each have our own personal Jarvis. We wouldn’t even need friends.
2. When Black Widow was hitting on Bruce at the bar, it was really smooth. But he was totally being a high school boy by being all like “omg what. wait what. haha lol r u talking about me”. Dude if someone that hot hits on you, don’t think just go with it. Jesus.
3. Thor must spend a fortune on hair products.
4. I cannot believe Ted and Robin got together in HIMYM.
6. Why would Black Widow go for Bruce Banner when Captain America is in the room. Yes Bruce has that whole hot mad scientist thing going on BUT GIRL CMON ITS CAPTAIN AMERICA.
7. Omg that girl looks like Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen. They have the same old lady chin.
8. Omfg she’s their sister (after wikipediaing it in cinema during movie)
9. If Black Widow is sterilized does that mean she doesnt get periods.
10. Why is it so hard to hate villains who are siblings because though they’re evil af they’re so nice to each other so you’re like awww you guys :3
11. How effective are arrows anyway Hawk-eye.
12. Doesn’t Hawk-eye’s wife get jealous that he’s such good friends with Black Widow. Who is the hottest female superhero ever.
13. What happens if these guys need to pee really urgently. Isn’t very hard to remove their spandex suits and all.
14. Honestly spiderman would be a lot more helpful compared to Hawk-eye.
15. I wonder what superpower I would have.
16. I wonder if a superhero would date me.
17. Vision has excellent features and a sexy voice. And that imo, is the best superpower you can have.
18. Did the hulk leave BW because he knew he could never have sex with her.
19. Why did Thor take a random bath in dirty water when his peers clearly needed him. Also, fungal infections.
20. Where are they going to relocate all these people. Do they need to clear it by immigration??? I mean.