anonymous asked:

have fun with your "messi" title rest of the team ain't worth shit

Ah yes, the rest of my team

  • Claudio Bravo, 19 goals conceded in the whole season, leader for the Zamora trophy in his first season at a top team
  • Marc Andre Ter Stegen, 23 years old, Champions League keeper (and in the final!!)
  • Gerard Pique, re-established as one of the best CBs in the world
  • Dani Alves, most assists to Lionel Messi
  • Javier Mascherano, tore his anus in the World Cup and kept playing
  • Jordi Alba, one box to the other in ELEVEN SECONDS
  • Sergio Busquets, unsung hero of Barca
  • Ivan Rakitic, captain of the Sevilla side that won the Europa League
  • Andres Iniesta, El Ilusionista, who sacrificed his influence and took one for the team by adapting his role to let those in front of him shine
  • Xavi, 750+ appearances (150 in the CL), La Masia graduate and legend
  • Luis Suarez, last year’s European Golden Shoe and Premier League top scorer
  • Neymar, captain of Brazil, 42 international goals at the age of 23, who just broke Eto’o’s record for Barcelona with 37 goals

And the rest of the team, who of course have their own achievements. Definitely “ain’t worth shit”.