ishallsustainamassiveerection

You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, media player, etc. and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this onto some people. One rule: no skipping.

I have been tagged by ishallsustainamassiveerection and rain-makes-the-trees-grow

// Time of No Reply - Nick Drake // Overjoyed - Bastille // Jackie Cooper - Little Red // Feel - Bombay Bicycle Club // Where Are You Tonight - Tom Johnston // Bugsy Malone - Paul Williams // Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana // Love and Destroy (live) - Franz Ferdinand // Matilda - alt-J // Stay Gold - First Aid Kit //

I tag dramaticmonologue, pixarlamp, and teenagevaccine if you guys want to give it a go.

Just wanted to say a big thank you to 2014, this year has been particularly great for me luckily, moving out into a house with some of my best friends jointhemadteaparty ishallsustainamassiveerection and auspiciousemma , getting a job I really enjoy made even better by the friends I’ve made whilst working, and the new friends I’ve made at uni arknstones thranduil (and the ones I’ve kept hismajestybard ), you’re all awesome and thank you everyone for a great year, have a good 2015! Happy New Year!

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Got tagged in the six selfies thing by moranmoriarty and ariiastark (both of whom are the cutest omg you’re adorable ily) I couldn’t find the original versions of some of these so you’ve got the ones I posted to Instagram instead because they’re on my phone

ANYWAY I tag thranduilsqueenofsass, wenches-be-stumbling, and ishallsustainamassiveerection because you’re all cuties have fun 

Because I know and love them:

ahhleesahh53alisonclare31bookworm1519cookiemonster4356minibibliophileprettylittleibkid

In various fandoms, but I still love them:

askheryourselfbenedictcumberbatcheseyebrows benedictatorshipbreakdancinghagridbreathingsboringconsultingcompaniondontbeobvioussherlockformermaleprostitutegeniusbeegeothebiohuntersandangelsihatebenedictcumberbatchishallsustainamassiveerectionmartinfreemansbuttmineisanevillaughmishacollinsbuttparalleltoparallelpraiseoverlordmishapsycopathsgetboredtheworldsonlyconsultingpenisthisisgallifrey


Thanks for making 2011 Tumblr Great!

Victoria

ishallsustainamassiveerection asked:

Now see that is the kind of thing to say to make me NOT want to hold you back

why your anon should choke on dicks

a short essay by mary-jane shoemaker - 10 points for lack of capitalisation and proper grammar

in my time, i have had my own run-ins with the bearer of the grey face, but each and every single one still makes my blood boil. not my own; certainly not. no, it is those of others that make me want to rip off tits and replace nipples with croissants.

let us break the anon message on which i am writing this essay down bit by bit and state exactly why you, anon, should choke on my fat juicy nob.

why do you even have a blog its shit and you’re actually a complete dickhead

wow holy shit are you actually serious

she has a blog because she’s fucking allowed to

because this is the internet where there is as much freedom as in those packets of american sauce you get at the mcdonalds

because she bloody well wants to have a bloody blog and she’s every right to bloody maintain one you fucking piece of arsehole shit

she’s as much right to have a blog as she has the right to be a completele dickhead

she’s not, however - charlotte is one kind motherfucker and where i would have fucking ripped your skull out through your tiny nostril to fuck it, she would have offered you a bloody cuppa

also you forgot an apostrophe there, you sack of cunts 

get off tumblr and out of the fandom the fandom was made for real fans not for people like you that can’t do anything except reblg and youre not even a cumberbitch so what’s the point?

the fandom was made for real fans not for people like you that can’t do anything except reblog.

holy mother of christ. last time i checked, fandom was made for fans of things. in this case, sherlock holmes - or, more specifically, bbc sherlock, but we’re a broad spectrum, aren’t we? 

fandom is not only for those who can produce art or write - which, sadly anon, i’ll have to inform you, charlotte does. brilliantly so. 

fandom is for fans of sherlock holmes. you don’t have to like the jokes, or eat jam, or read porn i mean fanfiction, or call yourself a cumberbitch because who the fuck even came up with that? that’s a slightly degrading and enormously dumb term that i will never call myself and frankly, i’m almost embarrassed some people do. all you’ve got to do is like the same thing. simple, right? 

thank you for telling charlotte what to do with her own personal blog of freedom but i’m afraid that’s completely unnecessary and i will now escort you to your room where my dick will be waiting for you. what’s the point, you ask? i’m immensely depraved. 

and last but not least:

you suck!

well, anon, i think by now we’ve established who is to do the sucking.