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The most impressive thing is he did it without talent.

Kwentong Intrams.

Naexprience niyo na bang sumali ng Mr. and Ms. intrams noong elem o highschool kayo? Pwes ako sa maniwala man kayo o hindi ay sumali ako noong grade 4. Yes. Deal with it. 

Actually ayokong sumali talaga (Yes, pahumble) hanggang sa..

Me: Ma’am ayoko pong sumali. Unfair naman po na sobrang gwapo ako at sila hindi.

Ma’am Science was like:

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At ako was like…

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At sabi ni Ma’am…

Di kita bibigyan ng grade na line of 9!

At ako ay napa…

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Kahit deep inside…

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Kaya sumali ako. Grade conscious ata ‘to! At alam kong di ako dadalhin ng tatay ko sa Jolibee kapag di ako nag-honor student dahil yun lang naman ang gusto ko sa buhay at hindi yang putanginang love love na yan.

Bale ganito itsura ko sa pictorial…

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Tangina right? Thank you puberty! 

At sa awa naman ng diyos ay naipartner ako sa crush ko / first love ko na si Christine a.k.a San Chai (Dahil uso nga ang putanginang Meteor Garden) at ako nga si Dao Ming Fats. LOL

Naalala ko habang rumarampa kami ay binigyan niya ako ng Tip.

San Chai: Kapag ngingiti ka, sabihin mo "Ting ting ting!" tignan mo perfect smile ka.

Try mo man bago ka magselfie. Oh diba? May natutunan ka sa blog ko!

Anyway sa talent portion naman ay nagcontemporary ballet (O kung ano mang tawag don) sa saliw ng “Only Hope” ni Mandy Moore na usong uso din noon at kapanahunan ni Billy Crawford na international shit pa siya and unmolested ni Kuya Germs. WAAAHT!

Alam niyo ba yung part na… “Singing at the top of my lungs… I’m givin it… AhhhhHHHHH.. AH AH…”

Bale sasaluhin ko si San Chai kapag tumalon siya na ang hawak ay banda sa tuhod (Walang malisya) at siya naman ay may sprespread ng arms ala oble habang iniikot ko. 

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Something like this. Brown skinned ako at siya medyo gray. Basta.

Pagdating sa competition proper, nahawakan ko siya sa bandang kiki niya (Di ko sinasadya) at naghiyawan ang audience….. Audience Impact diba?

Kaso…

Naakwardan siya at nagbooty shake para makaalis sa hawak ko kaya pareho kaming nahulog.

Yun talaga ang panahon na napapa… shit. shit. lord patapusin mo na ‘to. shit. lupa kainin mo ako… Habang umeexit.

Pagdating naman sa sportswear, di na namin napagusapan kaya…. Swimming ang attire niya habang ako…….. Badminton.

Yes.

Badminton. 

Di niyo alam gano ka-awkward na habang pumapalo palo ako ay lumalangoy langoy siya sa stage na walang tubig.

Awkwaaaaard.

At nang awarding ceremonies na ay 3rd place ako. In your face motherfokaaaas! At si San Chai ay 2nd place. Nagustuhan ata nila ang paglalangoy niya na walang tubig sa stage. LOL

At last naka 93 ako sa science. 

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lucky to have these friends. 

  • haha natapos na ang intramurals. okay tapos na ang maliligayang araw namin, back to regular classes (_ _”)
  • itong pictures na to, are from the booth of our club, the arts club, which is the photo booth.
  • yan wala lang talaga akong mapost, kaya eto nalang. 

ps. dear gj, alam kong baka di mo naman to mabasa, pero nagbabakasakali lang. sana wag ka na magalit. hindi ko na alam kung ano gagawin ko eh, ayaw mo naman kase sabihin yung reason. hindi ko naman kayo pagppalit eh. wala namang magbabago satin.

:D hahahhahaha, intrams(sports week) :))

translate:

This intrams, how do you say you love someone? If only you were a ball……

1)If only you were a volleyball so that you’ll be MINE. Gets? :))

2)If only you were a basketball so that I will do anything to get you.

3)If only you were a ball so that whenever I would throw, you come back bouncing and bouncing to me.

4)If only you were a shuttlecock so that I will spank you and you will find another!

5)I will commit myself to win in this sport as long as you are the prize

<3 Nice one indeed :D

Choose your fave line! Or make your own! :))

Enjoy! :))) 

JANUARY 04, 2011

eh kasi bukas INTRAMS na namin >:)) at kakabigay lang ng aming jersey kanina. woohoo ganda ng jersey namin FEU :”> haha GL sa aming section tomorrow II-ST. ROSE. haha lets go TAMAROSE haha lewl.

kanina nag recheck na kami ng mga exam :))

un ngalan hindi pa nirecheck ung social at values ed. well anyway sa mga exam naman na nirecheck katuwa mga scores ko:

RELIGION= 66/78

ENGLISH= 81/100

FILIPINO= 94/100

MATH= 55/60

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Defcon (Acoustic)

we’ve spent so much time learning each other
is it yet enough for me to solve this mystery?
we’ll take our time, that’s what we’ve been doing
but is this dependency an act of futility?

it’s dangerous for us to feel this way again
it’s dangerous for us to feel this way again
but what can we do about it?

we’ve spent so much time fearing each other
can I trust you to be a set of eyes in the dark for me?
i’m vision impaired, a sound diagnosis
i know what’s in front of me, it all feels so sensory but

it’s dangerous for us to feel this way again
it’s dangerous for us to feel this way again
but what can we do about it?

From the archive—More than 80 percent of UChicago students participated in at least one of 46 intramural events, noted the Magazine's 1981 Winter issue.

Peter Bernstein, AB’81, MBA’85, discussed what inspired students to play IM:

“You may have a 3.8 G.P.A.; you may have inherited your uncle’s Trans-Am and his Wendy’s Franchise; but I’ve got a damn good chance of winning Independent Coed Doubles Ping-Pong.”

It was a year of unusual team names: the Pork Belly Futures, the Sick Dogs, the Dead Popes, the Complete Greek Tragedies, and Norval’s Criminals.

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