what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

bro this new workout is going to get me so ripped bro. i’m going to get so shredded bro. into little tiny ripped pieces. there won’t be enough of me for the police to identify bro

fuck you if you use ladders dangerously

unfollow me right now if you think it’s “cool” to use ladders in unsafe ways