Bananas vs. smurfs

PROS OF BEING A SMURF
- they’re cool as fuck
- small so you can fucking go anywhere man good job
- chill
- loads of different personality traits and quirks that separate them from every other smurf
- hard workers
- clever and wise (I mean papa smurf is a badass really)
- blue and shit. No colour says chill and cool like blue
- everyone is united by one purpose

CONS OF BEING A SMURF
- gergam- I mean gargamel is a right prick and kidnaps them and stuff
- nothing else cause smurfs are fucking cool

PROS OF BEING A BANANA
- they taste ok I guess

CONS OF BEING A BANANA
- weird texture
- phallic
- all look the same
- phallic
- I mean there’s a few varieties but they’re not that different like it all tastes the same
- they go all weird colours when left too long
- I do not want to eat that
- phallic
- personality of a phallic object
- they’re also phallic
- they’re blind because they have that stupid skin on
- yellow is a strange colour
- PHALLIC

So in conclusion it is fun to be a smurf

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