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oK RANDOM STORY BC I CANT SLEEP

so like for class we had secret santa n stuff and i didnt want my santa to spend a lot ??? so i was like hey if u can draw or write something for me that would be cool too ya kno

bUT LIEK MY FRIEND who can wriTe??!!?? gOT ME so like GUESS WHO HAS a chaPTER OF KORRASAMI ADVENTURES emaiLED TO HER EVERYDAY till chRISTMAS ofmgmmG

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      “So you want to know how to get pregnant. Ok so, for starters get a bottle of vitamin water, any flavor, doesn’t matter. Okay the flavor might matter but don’t worry. So you take the vitamin water, and you shove it really far up your rectum. So here’s where the flavor comes in. If you get the blue one, you get a tiny blue abomination. A red on, you get a ginger. But remember, you’ve gotta take the vitamin water and shove it up your rectum. But here’s the most important part, now you lay on top of an oven, and the vitamin water will expand in your stomach. And it’ll get into your reproductive organs. You’re welcome.”