poehlerized answered: Blue whale!
YES that is a good choice. Probably one of my top ones as well.
tulabear answered: Bottlenose dolphin or orca. I’m leaning towards the dolphin, though.
Also excellent. I think in a perfect world I would want to be an orca but bottlenose dolphins probably have a lot less to fear from humans than orcas do, so your life is probably better as a bottlenose dolphin.
sciencefictionbaby said: I like to think of myself as an aquatic mammal already
That’s probably reasonable.
illustratedjai answered: AQUATIC SLOTH. (Apparently they existed.)
OBVIOUSLY you would, Jai.
hubble-the-banderbear answered: Good question! Manatee, without a doubt. What about you? :)
WELL Hubble, I would definitely choose a cetacean. I notice nobody was insane enough to go for a seal or whatever. I would probably say an orca because I think they have rich emotional lives and are very social and intelligent, all of which I would like to be. I do think there is a lot to be said for other whales, dolphins and sirenia too, though.
I’m so glad you all answered my important question, though. I feel much better now.