Pairings: Kurtbastian
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 70,609
Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single guy, in possession of wealth, intelligence and unfairly good looks, must be a complete and utter dick.

When Fate and Mercedes Jones’ libido throw the New Directions clan into the path of the Dalton Academy Warblers, it’s hard for Kurt Hummel not to notice their new captain; the ridiculously attractive Sebastian Smythe. It’s also hard for Kurt not to notice his arrogance, his biting sarcasm, or the fact that he’d clearly rather be anywhere other than socializing with a bunch of unfortunate public school ragamuffins.

Kurt’s spent enough of his life serving as a punching bag for self-important assholes to know that Sebastian is just more of the same. It doesn’t matter that he’s gay. Or hot. Or that he keeps looking at Kurt in that inscrutable way. The only sensible course of action is to stay far, far away. Which, of course, turns out to be easier said than done.

A/N: So this is mine and Lilinas' Kurtbastian Big Bang entry! It's been a long time (6 months or so) in the making, and we really hope you enjoy it! More details and thank-you's are in the link, but a special shout-out to unbridledglee who made our incredible art and fanmix, and isruben who beta’d like a boss…you guys are absolutely amazing!


Tomorrow, tomorrow I will reply to all the amazingly wonderful people who have left me and Lilinas such incredible comments for I don’t have a choice, I promise!

It’s just I want to spend time thanking everyone properly, and the wee hours of the morning (when I have to be up in 5-and-a-bit hours) is definitely not the time for coherency.

I’m not being rude and ignoring you all, honest!