DILLON FRANCIS

1. DILLON FRANCIS

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  • cusses a lot
  • a dj
  • piece of pure shit
  • hates DJ RichAsFuck
  • IDGAFOS

2. DJ HANZEL

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  • german
  • always wears Ray-Ban Clubmaster Sunglasses
  • has this weird german accent where ‘w’ becomes ‘v’
  • pretty arrogant
  • hates Dillon
  • hates Becky
  • GÖ VÖN DEEPER

3. BECKY

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  • BITCH
  • loves chinchillas
  • loves uggboots
  • loves sand, but hates beaches
  • if she was an animal, she says that she would be a panda
  • her goal is to end corruption
  • loves to dance
  • her dog once pooped on DJ Hanzel’s bed

4. DJ RICHASFUCK

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  • hella rich
  • has multiple phones/laptops for different uses
  • but has no friends
  • makes money for his mom
  • hated by everyone without reason

5. SEXY SAMUEL

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  • hella perverted character
  • might look like DJ Hanzel, but if he’s naked, it’s Samuel
  • his voice is like a retarded seal or something

6. DILLON FRANCIS WITH GLASSES

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  • seriously cute
  • tries to make a sexy video all the time
  • but you’re already sexy as fuck

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7. DILLON BUG

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  • buzz buzz motherfucker

8. MAN-CHILD

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  • goes back to time when shaves
  • no mustache, no beard, nothing on face
  • i think ZEDD likes it
  • ZEDD : shave it up!

9. T.E.E.D (TOTALLY ENORMOUS EXTINCT DILLON)

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  • [just pretending to be higher without you now]

10. PINK-HAIRED BITCH

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  • thinks Dillon should marry him because they use the same CVS
  • hella pink
  • has this crappy men-voice
  • occasionally cleans the bathroom
  • BITCH (other than Becky)

11. OLLY SPRINGER

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  • male supermodel
  • doesn’t really listen to Martin Solveig, but still appreciates that Martin makes music
  • loves cheese
  • loves strong quotes
  • BLOW

12. Greg

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  • recently divorced
  • has this weird accent where you really can’t pronounce each word exactly
  • makes ‘great’ pickup lines for dudes
  • but all of his pickup lines end in a sad way
  • 20yrs old

13. Strawberry Dillon

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  • hella berry
  • appeared in ‘HARD summer ad’, with A-Trak with a bloody mary on his head
  • gets mad at diplo and skrillex for copying this Strawberry idea
  • OH HELL NO

14. Treva

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  • a 16 year old kid who wants to be 18 next year, not 17; sends a letter to the government
  • despite his age, his english grammar is wrong every single time
  • always says - ‘siiiiiiiiiiiiick’
  • always wears this orange sunglasses
  • wants to stop racism
  • #sickunt

15. Rave Dad

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  • stole Treva’s sunglasses
  • has 6 kids, all ravers
  • has a kid named ‘Mollie’
  • in his instagram videos, he always raves along the song
  • raved for like 10 years
  • might mistake as Treva, but he has way more accurate American accent

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