whenever i see a girl who’s chubby i always think “damn she’s so cute!!! i’d love to nap and cuddle with her” but then i can’t apply that to myself???

living with the guys
  • Ashton:(y/n)!!
  • You:what
  • Ashton:where's Calum
  • You:how the fuck should I know
  • Michael:(y/n)!
  • You:what
  • Michael:I'm hungry
  • You:then make food
  • Michael:*high pitched and toddler-like whining*
  • Luke:(y/n).
  • You:WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
  • Luke:*starts crying*
  • You:*face palm*
  • Calum:(y/n).
  • You:where the fuck have you been?
  • Calum:*points to the puppy he's holding*
  • The guys:YAY!!
  • You:WHAT THE HELL I CAN BARELY MANAGE YOU GUYS WHY IS THERE A DOG
  • Calum:*holds dog to your face*
  • Dog:*eats your hair*
  • Calum:he likes you

okay so my girlfriend ranted to me about her psat today and 

I took mine two years ago but she ranted about: 

something with her being a dolphin

and crimson leaves

canyons

science actually being reading comp

what the fuck happened today

and I get on here to see tHE EXACT SAME THING

WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

what if i just sit here and convince myself that all these spoilers are like a fever dream kurt has. or a nightmare and then he wakes up terrified it was all real— but then he looks at the calendar on the wall of his bedroom in lima and realizes it was all a dream and today’s his wedding day and that’s why everyone’s back home, to watch kurt and blaine get married

what if.

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