One time, like two days ago I convinced myself that I was the 5th ninja turtle. So I took one of my headbands and cut eye holes in them and wore it around my face all day. When my mom got home she thought I was on a bad trip from drugs so she asked me what I wanted for dinner. I responded as any ninja turtle would and yelled that, “ninja turtles only eat pizza,” and walked away. Come back in the kitchen 30 minutes later and 3 pizzas were on the counter. I think in that moment I came to the conclusion my mom had finally realized that i’m the weirdest kid alive but still loves me. 

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