So I walk up to the front door and a cockroach the size of Aragog greets me so I’m like “fuck no not dealing with THIS shit” and now I feel bad because there was a black and white kitty and I was rude. Here are the details of our exchange

Me: *slamming my car door cursing the heavens* *briskly walks towards gate and kitty*
Kitty: “meow”
Me: “sorry can’t feed you right now bye”
*storms off banging everything and pitching a bitch* *looks back at Kitty*
Kitty: *staring from afar* “what the fuck is your damage”

I never found it to apologize. Poor baby.