What a Capricorn thinks of each sign
Aries: Stop being so goddamn loud when I’m trying to focus and do my work.
Taurus: Hell yes! Taurus’s are so rad, they’re so down to earth and talk and usually play bass guitar and have lots of rad books. I love you guys, you give out really sound and stable advice.
Gemini: Hypocritical, self-pitying jerks who throw their dirty underwear at people and fart on them and think it’s funny. It’s not. Like aries, you talk too much.
Cancer: At first I thought you guys were really cool, but then it turns out that you’re different from what I expected of cancers. You really like mainstream music and don’t have a lot of creative ideas. Kind of artificial. Most serial killers are cancers?
Leo: Oh my gosh, you guys are hilarious and great! Leo’s have such a good sense of humor and like all sorts of cool stuff and have rad collections. Really humanitarian (or try to be) and attractive people.
Virgo: Smart and sweet with attention to detail and perfectionism, I can count on you to get the job done 110%. Have a strange taste in furniture and are a little too showy with their bodies, though.
Libra: Charming, yes that’s true. Fun to be with and have so much creative talent. However they treat people so ambivalently and tend to be cheaters. Noncommittal.
Scorpio: There’s this attraction because the back of our minds play the same sort of music and anything I say you understand as though it were the same in your head. Always watching out for me, but female scorpions are scary because they’re really high maintenance. Male scorpions are more laid back and play guitar.
Sagittarius: SO FUCKING LOUD, SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE SO I CAN FOCUS ON FINISHING SOMETHING. Talks during exams and when guests come over they talk over them. So rude. Don’t know how to filter and show manners. Really into memes. Musically inclined and tend to always be out and about going to concerts and making good memories.
Capricorn: I don’t really like other Capricorns because they’re really short and whiney (males) and are bad at holding up deep conversations.
Aquarius: Really corny and pretends to be mad when they’re not. Overall good people who are quite mellow and good at chemistry.
Pisces: Really emotional and don’t use proper grammar when writing or texting, ex: “lol hey m 14 asl wats up”. Quiet people with large eyes and cute lips that are rounded.