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it feels too good
until the end
when the emotions
kill me instead.
—  drugs.

my future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. sike, see you in ten years bitch

me: *gives an answer*

teacher: class, do you agree or disagree?

you: well I disagree beca-

me:

"why do you always wear black"
cause i’m ready for ur funeral bitch

I edit the look of my blog whenever you edit my feelings.
cause its my problem if i wanna pack up and run away
its my business if i feel the need to smoke and drink and sway
its my problem, its my problem if i feel the need to hide
and its my problem if i have no friends and feel i want to die
—  Marina And The Diamonds
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
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Just doing my note-taking rewatch and I had to cap this and post it immediately because Sam’s fake FBI agent name was “Lemmy Kilmister”

LET ME KILL, MISTER?

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

MAKE YOUR NAME SOUND FAKER, SAM, JESUS.

EDIT: if you are here to tell me that Lemmy Kilmister is the singer from Motorhead, know this:

  • 8909999 people have already informed me
  • i reblogged this like 10 minutes after posting when someone first told me
  • i know literally one motorhead song because it was on the tony hawk pro skater soundtrack and i didn’t particularly like it so the fact that i didn’t recognize their singers name isn’t nearly as big a deal as some motorhead fans seem to think it is
  • regardless of any of this lemmy kilmister still sounds like let me kill mister when you say it out loud so w/e it’s still funny to me