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tagged by teawithghosts <3 for the accent challenge hells yeah

i tried to speak naturally idk i have a weird voice okay

Your name and username. 
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Alabama, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
The bug that when you touch it it curls into a ball?
What do you say to address a group of people?
A wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
Favourite colour
Colour of your eyes?
Do you have freckles?
When is your birthday?
Last thing you drank
Taco or quesadilla
A million dollars or a million friends?
Shark or Elephant?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

tagging martinsbaby bespoketwinks keirakightley daddyfirth harryhqrt david-leo-fincher kinsgman and whoever else wants to do it say i tagged u xo

anonymous asked:

i went to my first therapist appointment and i hate it. the entire time she was asking me questions that i didnt know the answer to and it made me feel so small and weak. and i dont like talking about my problems face to face and everything i said sounded so stupid. i have to go back weekly and she wants me to go on meds and it's just all so expensive but i have no choice because my family's making me go. and i couldnt tell her anything that i wanted to because i knew she would tell my parents

Hey Anon,

First off, she should NOT be telling your parents everything that you’re telling her. I’d ask straight up at the start of your next appointment “Are you telling my parents what I’m saying here?” and if she says yes then “Why?” 

Unfortunately part of therapy is facing our issues head on and that can be uncomfortable. I’d tell her that you left feeling uncomfortable thought, because that should not be the case. Even if you talk about uncomfortable subjects, your therapist should not be making you feel stupid or worse. If you’re thinking that, voice your thoughts and hopefully she can help. If she IS the one making you feel worse, tell your parents ASAP because you need to be seeing a new therapist. Here are some links about good and bad therapy that can help you parse out what should and should not be happening at these sessions:

~Christa

Kinda personal question, ignore if you want

i started questioning myself and my gender. it sounds stupid, i never felt female, i mean like really female, i try female make up and dresses often, cause i think i am supposed to act like that, cause i am a girl so i should act like one at least thats what every one told me all my life…. but i never felt male either and i am born as a female so it was never a question for me if i am male? But a while ago i wanted to try a dress up as a man and i felt better? like better as being a women? i felt like it fits me better. i felt like i can be myself???? this sounds so so silly. is this a thing?? i am so confused and would be glad about some help to get this straight….. i never felt male, but i never felt female either.

i am so confused please send help….

anonymous asked:

Im sorry to burden you with this question but I think i may have severe depression I know this might sound stupid but if i was to go to a psychologist or someone of the like instead of seeking help directly from Allah (swt) is that haram?

it is not in any way haram. there is no reason to suspect that seeing a psychiatrist or psychologist or anyone that could help you manage your mental health is haram. you are 100% okay and in the clear, you’re not doing anything wrong. do what you need to, when you need to (and remember you are loved and protected, always).

I had my first Stevie dream last night. For some weird reason, my aunt was with Stevie somewhere and I had called my aunt and she said “hold on, I have to go get something”. So she put Stevie on the phone and I heard a familiar voice say “hello” and it was the sweetest hello ever. And then, I became a wreck and I probably sounded so stupid. The first thing that came out of my mouth was “oh my gosh, I love you Stevie!!” and she started laughing. Then, I kept telling her stuff that I don’t remember at the moment. But I do remember telling her that her Gold Dust Woman/Crackhead Dance was the best 8-10 minutes of my life and she just started laughing and said “thank you”. And that was it. Maybe this dream will come true one day.

anonymous asked:

Do you think there is a ritual or spell to do while losing my virginity? I know this sounds stupid but my boyfriend knows I practice witchcraft and he asked me and now I'm actually curious bc I don't know

I know there are spells to do during sex just search sex spells!

anonymous asked:

umm the boy i love is 3 years ahead me. he's in college now, taking doctor as his degree. he's super intelligent, super handsome ughh nd he has a good sense of humour, he's very funny! he's a down to earth person and i knew he's the one since 4 years ago. i know i sound really stupid for waiting for him for 4 years!! he's moved at another city for college and i miss him already! also he has a girlfriend that he's been dating for 2 yrs but idk now :-( as long as he's happy with her,,..okay..???:(

You’ve taken a big step to be happy for him, good job ☺️

We call them “weeds” or complain how annoying that they are because they pop up all over the front yard paving and through our streets. But think about it a little. How dark would it be, being encased underneath a cold and heavy slab of concrete for doing nothing but existing. All they want is to come up and see the sunlight and to feel the fresh air. Plants exist and are living just as much as humans and just because they can’t do much about how we treat nature, they’re just trying to exist in this world like the rest of us. Don’t diss the plants yo.

darling everything’s on fire…

Safe & Sound. I posted a clip of this a while back, but I’m very excited to post this full cover! All of my other covers can be found here. Thank you guys for all of your love.

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jesus christ this is long LOL i’m sorry if i ramble but i do it when i get nervous OTL

and sorry i sound like an old woman, i’m sick

here you go amanda, you pooter :( i hope my accent isn’t too /new york/ so you can’t make fun of me, you bitch LOL

  • What’s your name and username?
  • How old are you?
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 
  • Is it cold where you are?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • Do you have freckles? 
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank?
  • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? 
  • Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
  • Where do you live? Where do you wish you lived?
  • Read the following words: Abrasion, Charm, Cinnamon, Demeanor, Elixir, Epiphany, Fermented, Heterodox, Iniquity, Labyrinth, Leisure, Mannequin, Mermaid, Pandemonium, Phoenix, Quidditch, Quintessential, Spice, Talisman, Unicorn, Warfare, Whiskey, Winter, Zest.
  • Which do you say?: Chips or crisps? Jam or jelly? Rubbish or trash? Elevator or lift? Soda or pop? Pants or trousers? Taxi or cab? Mobile or cell phone? 
  • Do you have a phobia? If so, do you know its scientific name? 
  • Read the following tongue twister: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 
  • What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • What color are your eyes?
  • What do you call gym shoes? 
  • What do you call your grandparents? 
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?  
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
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