Ben Sheev Skywalker,” Luke said quietly, so that nobody but Mara could hear, and she was tactful enough to pretend to be waving to Jaina, who was now on the Millenium Falcon, “you were named for two Force-sensitives. One of them was a Sith and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.
—  from a classic Star Wars book, probably

Afterward, she could not remember leaving the room or descending the steps or crossing the yard. It seemed to take all her attention just to put one foot down in front of the other. […] The ceremony passed as in a dream. Sansa did all that was required of her. 

haiku for a photocopier

Why must you taunt me?
There’s no jam in area two
I checked several times

Let’s take a moment to appreciate this manga cap. 

Ishida’s just like:

Meanwhile Szayel’s just like:

“… shit.”

This is officially my 100th post. 
How do I even live my life.