i-hate-harry-styles

things harry styles loves (not comprehensive):
froyo
the rolling stones
louis tomlinson
penis jokes
babies
the notebook
having his titties out
free designer clothing
making awkward conversation while peeing in public bathrooms
ian mckellen
older men not limited to ian mckellen
soccer players’ (in) shorts
free hair ties
his mommy
couples
organic produce
being cryptic on the internet