of Time: There’s no way that’s actually a subplot that’s going to be
explored. We only have 400 pages left. The pacing would be all off.
of Doom: Literally everyone is going to die. Hussie’s playing on our
emotions. I just know he’s going kill off the characters I care about
the most in the worst possible way. Who even cares any more.
of Light: There’s no way this can be that simple. Hussie is telling a
story here, and he’s bringing characters into and out of prominence
for a reason. A lot of these details are going to be super
meaningful. These arcs are going somewhere.
of Blood: Never mind that stuff, look at the interaction between
these two nerds. Wow. Look at how their dynamic is shifting. I can’t
wait to see more of this shit.
of Rage: This webcomic is going to hell in a handbasket and I’m going
to be stapled to my computer enjoying the ride until the very moment
we explode in a cacophany of trash wailing.
of Mind: Hussie is trying to make us think ___ so that we won’t
notice ___. He’s lulling us into a false sense of security with ____
so that everyone is more emotionally devastated when _____ happens.
of Heart: Okay, but look at my fave. Look at the way that they’re
reacting to current events. Look at how what they’ve been through has
affected them. Look at them, damnit.
of Hope: It can still turn out okay though, right? I’m rooting for
everyone to be happy. I mean, ____ character can still come back and
save the day, ___ object could still come into play, and ___ mechanic
means not everything is horrible, you know?