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anonymous asked:

Alice babes do you do recs? I need your favorite dirty talk fics if so. Please. 🙈

that’s basically what zayn put me on this earth for.

Dirty talk LET’S GO. Well my all time fave is let’s talk about making love but also

and well anything by loaded gunn or whoknows are bound to include dirty talk

[ ok so today is my first day on my internship as a TA,
  I’m basically nervous as fuck but at the same time
  i’m really pumped, I’m gonna be there for a full month
  this time - sO nERVOUS WTF sOmeone pINCH mE] 

swashbucklery asked:

DO IT. CAP WAKES UP COVERED IN SHIELDPOX. HE SNEEZES AND THEN IT'S HIM AND TASHA AND SAM IN BED, COVERED IN SHIELDPOX: THE MOST RIDICULOUS DISEASE EVER TO EXIST? THE CURE IS SAYING BAD STUFF ABOUT JUSTICE AND SO STEVE HAS IT FOREVER.

OH NO IT’S SO BAD.

They aren’t, like, itchy or anything. A little lethargy but nothing big. And they probably won’t cause permanent damage. But they’re really conspicuous and NATASHA IS A SPY, Steve, how could you DO this to her.

(No matter how good, cover-up does not work on shieldpox. Steve is sure that in a few years Natasha will come to appreciate the irony!)

Until they figure out the cure, they spend a miserable day on the couch, with their friends FORMER friends standing close enough to laugh and mock but not close enough to catch it. Natasha spends the time licking things and aiming them at Clint’s bare skin. (He’s really good at dodging.)

Once Bruce finds the cure, they get all the shields off Sam and Nat but one, and no one understands why until Sam admits that he has a tattoo of Cap’s shield. Steve is touched. Except only metaphorically, because he’s still contagious.

NOTICE::

Hello new writing friends, I welcome you to this blog. Unfortunately, I will not be present tomorrow. I will be undergoing an operation for my jaw revolving implants. Understand that I will be heavily drugged and incapable of commencing anything worth reading for the duration of the recovery time. I do not know how long it will take but until further notice, all responses will be drafted and I will be highly selective over what is sent forth.

I will be heavily delayed, often resting. My time while awake will be centered on answering asks and or memes- Anything that does not require strenuous amount of thought while medicated (and conscious) … I’d much rather not post something that doesn’t entirely make sense. Small writing sessions will often earn my attention- if at all. 

Please TAKE. YOUR. TIME with my responses, I don’t particularly enjoy working on everything in bulk, I often worry over those I’ve taken too much time to respond. This post will be reblogged once more tomorrow morning. Surgery will take place at 11:00am central time.

      You will likely find me on SKYPE. Understand that there will be delays there as well. You may reach me through silvertonguedlawyer . Please, let me know who you are prior to commencing conversation to avoid any confusion. 

            Thank you for your time. 

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Bilbo trying to cope with Fili’s death

Friendly reminder; If you’re sitting there, wondering how to get my attention/roleplay with me? All you have to do is speak up. Point me to an open starter you’ve made. Come talk to me. Tag me in anything. Send me memes. I won’t intentionally ignore you, but please remember, I am NOT a mind reader

France portrayed as England’s antagonistic rapist ex-boyfriend in a USUK fic. 

America portrayed as England’s assholish-jerky ex-boyfriend in a FrUK fic. 

England portrayed as America or France’s heartless, cold, abusive, and demanding ex-boyfriend in a FrUS fic. 

Antagonizing these three characters.

These three characters being cool pals or if you like the threesome that’s cool too.

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In The Flesh meme
    ∟ [2/2] two quotes
→ Simon Monroe | 2x04

What do normal people do? I’m serious! I’m serious. Tell me what you want. I’ll do anything I can to give it to you. Because there’s what I believe… and then there’s you.

#SaveInTheFlesh

bbcthree bbcamerica 

65 Questions You Aren't Used to

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

why the long face sugarcube?