i-am-obsessed-with-your-ridiculousness

i do not give two shits abt the pacquiao mayweather fight buT WILL I HEAR THE END OF IT UNTIL A WEEK AFTER THAT FIGHT HAPPENS? NO.

Spell out your name with songs and tag some people.

I saw becausedragonage​ do this recently and wanted to give it a whirl. But, because I am often ridiculous, I decided to take it a step further and pick songs that reminded me of Solavellan heartbreak in one way or another. 

Note: I may have obsessed a bit too much over this by giving myself rather complex restrictions. Obviously the song had to start with a letter in my name. I was going for a general “love that went wrong” feel, so the song had to be sad/slow/mellow. I didn’t want to repeat artists. Bonus points if it had sleep imagery. On top of that, I wanted to avoid modern lyrics as much as possible—nothing about contemporary technology like the internet or cars or phones, for example. My mini-playlist isn’t perfect, but this is the best I could come up with in the past 36 hours. Moment of silence for all the great songs that were cut. Anyway! I hope someone out there appreciates this. Without further ado….

Volcano - Damien Rice

Innocent When You Dream - Tom Waits

Asleep - The Smiths

No Light, No Light - Florence and the Machine

Elephants - Rachael Yamagata

You Have Been Loved - Sia

Tagging: blueshoreofsilencewardencommander-amell kerriknorr ar-lath-ma-vhenan hurricaneginger geeky-jez fenharels-heart and any other wonderful person who feels like doing this!

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screenshot tag game~ post your home and lockscreen pictures;;; tagged by arigataou ♡ tagging choommin, junmyeonsass, bbangtheory, peachyprincezitao, and justpartlythere!
i was in love with this pic of tao but i’m really obsessive about my lock and home screens always coordinating aesthetically so i edited the pic bc i am ridiculous :’)

i am so over people’s fucking ridiculous obsession with niceness. like i’m not going to be nice to bigots, and no amount of your gross baby whining is going to change that.

Your mouth is soft and sweet
like the apple that brought the fall of man,
and I am ravenous for the taste of you.
Your tongue leaves trails wet with sin
all over my tender, eager skin
and I wear nothing but goose bumps as armor
for protection from your relentless touch.
Your mouth is drenched in gasoline
and I’ve always hidden fire under my tongue.
Every kiss is explosion anew
of heat and intensity and recklessness.
Your mouth is bright with sunshine,
causing all things beautiful to grow inside me.
I have flowers in my lungs
and every breath I draw is fragrant with
hope and happiness and healing.
Your mouth, your mouth,
your beautiful mouth,
it leaves love wherever it goes.
—  Ode To the Man Who Is My Sun (Part 1) // Alexis Danae

anonymous asked:

27,28,36

27. Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

Like in general? I’m a huge sucker for girls with emotional eyes. It’s not even a specific color, it’s the expression in them that absolutely kills me.

28. Talk about your fetishes.

I’m pretty vanilla, and don’t really have any, I guess?

36. Talk about your guilty pleasures.

I am obsessed with 90’s music. It’s totally embarrassing when someone wants to listen to my iPod and LFO or Jessica Simpson’s Sweet Kisses album comes on. I also LOVE cherry poptarts to the point where it’s sort of ridiculous. I eat them for dinner more than I should. I also spend way too much money on sushi- maybe I SHOULD stick to the poptarts. Also, if you didn’t know, I watch Glee…that should be on the list.

geminialls asked:

geminialls :)

DANI WOW, okay the first thing i have to say is your blog is a m a z i n g, very pretty and ridiculously organized (come give me a blog make over. please.) your gif sets and edits are PHENOMENAL and wow. everything is so perfect. i think we’ve talked a few times, but honestly you seem so nice i wish we talked more :((( anyways i am OBSESSED with your blog and im so glad we’re mutuals :) 

send me urls and i will respond with that i think about them!!

bigbadwol-f asked:

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to 10 of your favorite followers. (positivity is cool)

holy dude, thank you sweets <3333

1. i’m funny on a good day, at least for myself. so it counts.

2. i’m covering my pets with blankets and cuddle them when they come to me (I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS HOUSE WHO CAN SPEND LIKE 20 MINUTES CUDDLING AND SCRATCHING MY DOG THIS IS RIDICULOUS SHE NEEDS MORE LOVE).

3. my wrists, idk i like to observe my veins???

4. my passion for things i like (some people call it obsession pffft).

5. punctuality, although it sometimes drives me nuts.

Here goes...
I’m a very blessed bundle of sugar, sweat, and sass. Probably most of the latter! ;)

I’m a wife to Warren and a dog-mom to my two pooches, Abby and Lola. I’m a Christian, and I believe each of us has a meaningful purpose in this wonderful life God has given to us.

Much of this blog will involve my journey through various areas of my life including my ridiculous struggle with junkfood, my somewhat neurotic obsession with all food in general, and my victories / frustrations of working out. Beware: I may express my opinions on some topics that will likely involve sarcasm. Hence the sass. No offense. It’s who I am :)

My purpose in this is to be helpful and to encourage you to be your best YOU. I hope that I will be able to share some of the things I have or am doing that has made me feel my best.

For those of you who don’t know much of anything about me, here’s some background…

I’ve been married for almost five years to a pretty cool guy. We dated for a long time before he decided he could handle me. I understand…I’m kind of a mess. Anyway, we don’t have kids, we live in the ‘burbs, we both have jobs we enjoy, we have awesome friends and fantastic families. To say we are blessed would be an understatement.

The last five years have flown by. The day we stepped off the plane from our honeymoon was the same day I started DMS school. Two seemingly long years later, I was finally finished with two degrees, and Warren was by my side for the whole ride, all the way from high school graduation. I know he and my parents thought it would never end; I always have been unreasonably indecisive and distracted. You should see me try to order at any restaurant…or when I see puppies. Anyway, I digress. Thankfully, I got a job right away as a cardiac sonographer, and since then I’m not sure where the time has gone. All I know is that now I’m thinking, oh crap…I’m almost thirty!
I’m not sure what’s next for me, but I know the Writer of my story has something amazing in mind. Meanwhile I’ll just be here sharing my side of things :)

anonymous asked:

Would you find it romantic if I showed up at your house? Maybe break in and snoop in your phone? By the way where are you right now? Exact location

"first and foremost if this is referring to my post about how 50 Shades of Grey by no means does it degrade women nor glorify domestic abuse than you need to educate yourself. And by you asking me those questions… its beyond ridiculous especially if your are an advocate to stop domestic abuse. "Where are you right now exact location"- words by Mr. Grey.
Mr. Grey is a developing character within the story. He has this obsessive behavior because of his past, which we aren’t fully aware of yet until later in the series. Am I justifying his character? Or his obsessive behavior?
Maybe a little. Only because his intent isn’t bad. If you saw the movie.. You learn that Mr. Grey has the contract because he believes he’ll never love, or he cannot possibly love.
IF YOU HONESTLY THINK ANESTIESIA IN THIS STORY IS A HELPLESS WOMEN YOU ARE SO WRONG.
She’s not getting herself caught up in a abusive relationship. Nor does she put up with whatever she feels unfit for herself. This isn’t a movie about abuse. It’s a fucking erotica. ANASTISIA DOES NOT SEE THE CONTRACT WHILST TWIRLING HER HAIR AND SIGNS IT. SHE DOESNT SIGN IT AT ALL.
She does not let a man own her. That is why at the end of the movie she tells him to get bent. Because shes starting to see every angle of him. WHY DOES HER LOVE FOR HIM NEED A FUCKING CONTRACT?!
He realizes he is actually capable of love.
the idea of the contract is becoming ridiculous because they have healthy feelings for eachother.
DO I FUCKING THINK MR. GREY SHOULD SEE A THERAPIST OR PSYCHOLOGIST?! YES! HES NOT PERFECT. BUT LETS NOT MAKE ANASTESIA TO BE A WEAK ASS WOMEN.
SHES DOES NOT GET MANIPULATED, OR BEATEN.
Why are we desensitizing characters? It’s a story. But we fall into these stories because these characters have pasts and backgrounds just like us. Mr. Grey doesn’t sneak into her home and raid her phone. YOU MY KIND STRANGER ARE FALLING INTO A FUCKING TREND. HOPPING ON A BANDWAGGON OF PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE THIS IS ABOUT ABUSE. GET EDUCATED. We’re making people who are actually into this erotica feel weird.

The Foodie & Aerostudly, 1/1-1/17, OKCupid Match
  • Aerostudly (35, New York):Do you have OCD? I've never seen anyone so obsessed with food.
  • Sent on Jan 1
  • Me/The Foodie:I mean I don't think I'm compulsvei about it--sorry was too busy eating and typing
  • Sent on Jan 2
  • Aerostudly:That's funny. Is your profile actually for real? If not, then you're pretty funny. If it is, then you're not only living below the poverty line, but you're obsessed with food and have filled most of your profile pictures with food-related items rather than yourself. Oh...and I'm allergic to seafood, so stay back! ;-)
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 2
  • Me:Yeah, my profile is not completely real...I have a tumblr account--different types of obsessions or ridiculous characters and record the responses. internetmasks.tumblr.com
  • I am a foodie though, just not THIS crazy about it.
  • Sent on Jan 3
  • Aerostudly:Fascinating. Are you actually on here to meet men or just collect their crazy responses? And is that actually you in the pictures?
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 3
  • Aerostudly:I read through your blog a bit more. It's good, but a little sad. Especially your first post if it's true. Maybe you should let me buy you a drink and you can post about the experience. This is certainly the most interesting OkCupid interaction I've ever had...
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 3
  • Me:Yes my first post was true about a year ago when I started the blog, but I'm not really interested in going out with someone who finds me sad. I completely understand where you might get the from the blog, but it's just a weird thing to think of someone that you'd ask out--in my opinion. Thanks for reading though!
  • Sent on Jan 4
  • Aerostudly:I should have worded things differently so there was no way you could misinterpret what I wrote. I don't think you're sad. Not at all. Some parts of your blog made me feel a little sad though. Aside from your first post, I felt sad for the guys that made it onto your blog with lame pickup lines and the like. I also thought it was a bit sad that you felt you wouldn't meet someone nice on an online dating site. Do I think you're "sad" though? No. I'd like to meet you. You're funny and original if nothing else.
  • If you're looking for an excuse to reject my offer to buy you a drink, I'm sure you could find many just from reading through my entire profile. I don't think you're sad, nor do I feel bad for you in any way. I wouldn't ask you out if I did, because, like you said, it would just be weird.
  • I'm Andre, by the way. Is your name actually Adrienne?
  • Me:Yes, my name is actually Adrienne. I understand what you mean more now. And I'm happy to accept your invitation to go out for a drink--Probably some time next week, as I've got a lot of shows and things this week, would that work for you?
  • Sent on Jan 5
  • Aerostudly:Hi Adrienne,
  • Next week works for me. I actually really like your blog. I just got done reading the post about that Matt guy. I'm going in chronological order now. I like the real you. My number is 734-646-7046. Let me know what day(s) next week would work for you. Or just say hi if you'd like.
  • Andre
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 5
  • Aerostudly:So...I don't use the LOL abbreviation much, but I LOL'd at the following.
  • Bingo. Bingo who? Was his name-o. Thank you for that. I'm officially a fan.
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 5
  • Me:Haha! I'm glad you're enjoying it! I'll reach out later this week! Have a great day!
  • Sent on Jan 6
  • Aerostudly:I've actually enjoyed it all at this point. Tell me another joke. Or post more stuff to your blog. (smiley)
  • I'm looking forward to meeting you. I grew up on the UWS too, by the way. 102nd and West End Ave. My mom still lives there.
  • Hope you're having a great week!
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 7
  • Me:Yeah, I have to update it, hopefully today or tomorrow. I have a few other things I've gotta work on first though, so we'll see.
  • Sent on Jan 8
  • Aerostudly:Still up for that drink sometime this week?
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 11
  • Me:Sorry--a lot of things going on, I have time on Thursday if you're free
  • Sent on Jan 13
  • Aerostudly:No worries. Thursday works for me. I can leave work any time after 5 that day. My office is in Chelsea, but I'm willing to meet wherever. Tell me your location preference (if any) and I can suggest a place. Or you can pick the spot.
  • Sent on Jan 13
  • Me:Sorry--I just got a job yesterday while I was at work. I'm working til midnight tonight
  • Sent on Jan 15
  • Aerostudly:Bummer (for me at least). Glad you got a job though. Are you giving a food tour? You work in the catering industry to pay the bills until your food tour business takes off, right?
  • Anyway, my schedule is usually pretty flexible/open, so just name a time and place if you want to reschedule. Text me if you're ever near Chelsea or Alphabet City and feel like meeting up for coffee or a drink spur of the moment. xxx-xxx-xxxx.
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 15
  • Me:Yeah, unfortunately it's a catering gig. The food tours are usually much more reasonable hours
  • Sent on Jan 15
  • Aerostudly:Are you really as busy as you seem to be? I'm sure you're a busy lady, but I'd make time for a first date with me if I were you. Not because I'm super awesome (although my former roommate/favorite platonic female friend who is engaged thinks I am), but because I'm genuinely interested in meeting you.
  • I'm surprised that we're still communicating. I wouldn't be writing this if I hadn't had a few drinks, but this isn't the liquor talking. I remember your blog post about that seemingly nice guy you were going to meet who suddenly went radio silent at the last minute. I think you ended the post by saying something along the lines of, "This is what happens to me." Well...I've never stood anyone up. I think you're one of the few women to have cancelled on me at the last minute though.
  • I was impressed that you actually wrote to me though. Thank you for that. But really...can we just meet?
  • How much do people pay you for a food tour? Like...all the people. I want my own private food tour. I'll pay whatever you think is fair. And I want it this weekend. (smiley)
  • Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 15
  • Me:This weekend's not happening. I have work and my best friend's baby shower is on Sunday. Plus--tonight I have my catering company's holiday party (because we work in catering January is the first time we're able to do it).
  • Am I really this busy? Yes. I work 2 jobs, one of them being my own company (which means there's technically no time off) and sometimes I throw a 3rd in the mix. I'm also a writer, actor, improviser, and now a producer of a weekly show. I'm also a member of a committee that's currently trying to plan our first awards ceremony.
  • I apologize that I cancelled last minute, but I was at work (catering) when I got the job request for the very next day.
  • I appreciate your honesty, and I suppose the booze helped you with that. So in return, I will say--more than anything I was accepting of your offer for drinks out of curiosity, rather than interest, and at this point that's over. I'm sure that you're a great guy, but not the one for me.
  • Lastly, if ANYONE were to request a food tour for me this weekend the response would be; I apologize, but there's not enough time to accommodate your request, please let me know if there's another date that you would be interested in. Please not that private tour prices will likely start around $150.
  • Hey--at least you know you'll be a part of my blog!
  • Sent on Jan 16
  • Aerostudly:Hey there. That was one hell of a response. I'm sorry I killed off your curiosity. I'm actually not sure if you're a great person at this point, but I am sure you're not for me either. I don't date women with poor work-life balance.
  • You may love your busy life, but it's hard to have serious relationships when you're always on the go. Your manners could use some work too. If you cancel on someone at the last minute, it's customary to initiate plans for a "make up" date. It's also customary to be more apologetic than you were. I'm not a psychologist, so I won't attempt to psychoanalyze your behavior. All I can say is that it comes off as a bit mean and cold-hearted.
  • I'm going to be part of your blog now, you say? I hope you don't edit out anything to avoid making yourself look bad. Also, I think I'm one of the only people that cared about your blog. It doesn't look like your posts get a lot of likes. I liked most of them, to be honest.
  • I'm not convinced that you cancelled on me for the reasons you stated. I think you got scared. Were you really going to go broke if you didn't take that catering gig? If so, you should get some better jobs. I have only one job and do just fine. It sucks to have to cancel dates at the last minute because you need more $$$. I suppose I would cancel on someone I was just curious (and not interested) about for a night of extra work...not.
  • So yes...put me on your blog. I'm a follower and can't wait to see what you have to say about all this. It would have been much more interesting if you actually met me though. Your last minute cancellation is...well...a let down. If I was reading your blog, I'd be dying to hear about the date. I'd be totally let down when I got to the part where you chickened out.
  • I know it seems like I sound bitter, but I'm really not. I'm totally willing to give you a second chance. I'll even pay for your private food tour. $150 sounds fair. Or you can simply reschedule our original date and not cancel at the last minute. Or you can take this and post it on your blog and look like an ass. The title could be "Adrienne Meets Nice Guy and Treats him Poorly."
  • I bet you won't be able to resist responding to this and trying to one up me. I'm actually counting on it. So...you probably shouldn't respond. ;-) If you don't, then I truly wish you the best. This has been interesting. I don't want it to end.
  • Andre
i HAVE HAD PLENTY OF GOOD IDEAS  SO DONT TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE NOBODY EVER LISTENED TO ANY OF THEM BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT I USUALLY HAD A PARTNER NOT ALWAYS... YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST CONTINUING TO OBSESS OVER ME AND ITS RIDICULOUS!!! I KNOW I DID SOME TERRIBLE THINGS BUT I HAVE CHANGED I DONT NEED ANY OF YOUR VALIDATION IM NOT HERE FOR YOU TO JUDGE... I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINESD MYSELF YES THE NOTEBOOK WAS A JOKE GONE AWRY  AND I REGRET IT ITS BEEN SAID HUNDREDS OF TIMES NOW. I AM CHOSING TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE IN A HEALTHY MANNER.... I STILL THINK THAT THE G GIRL IS GUILTY AND LG I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME BUT YOU BETTER TELL ME SOON I ALSO SAID I WOULD TAKE A POLYGRAPH YOU DUMB ASS TURDS

dustnapper asked:

i am a ryden shipper and i do love panic, but holy shit some of those fangirls are just so obsessed with the idea that they were real it's getting ridiculous, your blog is fucking hilarious and they should stop getting butthurt over every teenyweeny thing you post

I encourage you to stop shipping Ryden and or liking Ryan, but thanks.

my friends. I have a confession. I am obsessed with colors and efficiency. it’s kind of ridiculous. that is why I love making and using wool dryer balls. if you do laundry you need some. they cut down your dryer time, (which of course saves you $$.) they also soften laundry (replace softener and dryer sheets) and reduce static. I make these and sell them, so yes; this is a plug, but it’s also a pretty picture. I just added some new sets to my etsy (link in profile) and also there’s a custom set listing. if you do cloth diapering and don’t have any, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. I use 8-12.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/emmafwilliams?section_id=16097389&ref=shopsection_leftnav_3