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  • Snow:You called me down?
  • Principal:Yes, have a seat. I just have a few concerns about your lesson plans...particularly about why all of them seem to involve birds.
  • Snow:Isn't it great? They're getting the best bird-based education in the country.
  • Principal:How could you possibly know that?
  • Snow:By the time they graduate, they'll be fluent in 12 dialects of sparrow.
  • Principal:How about a language actually in the curriculum like Spanish or French?
  • Snow:Sparrow is very useful!
  • Principal:If you're a princess turned bandit on the run from an evil queen. We're trying to prepare these kids for--
  • Snow:Were you about to say "the real world"?
  • Principal:I'll see myself out.
when the beat of my drum (meets the beat of your heart) extras: modified gym workouts

A/N: The third installment of a fic I claim to have already finished but can’t seem to stop writing about! If you’re just catching up, parts one, two and three here or on ff.net.

They’ve never met at her house. Before now, it’s never seemed like anything significant to him, but that’s because he’s usually happy to see her no matter where they are, especially after a two-week stint without seeing her at all. 

(It was bound to happen eventually — she had regular evaluations to attend and piles of post-appointment paperwork that made them both cringe whenever she brought it up, so when she did get enough time to meet and work with him, it always seemed to him that she silently preferred to meet in places that didn’t make her feel like she was carrying all of her obligations with her.)

But now he wonders as he taps his thumb against the wheel, his other arm resting comfortably in his lap as the late summer breeze twists through the interior of his vehicle, whether there’s anything more to it. Now that they’ve spent the better part of the summer getting to know each other (and the more he learns about Emma Swan, the more he wants to know) he’s starting to realize their time together is drawing to a close. Potentially.

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Something New

Pairing: Phan, AmazingPhil/Danisnotonfire
Rating: K+
Warnings: None

Summary: In which Phil rubs himself against a tree, Dan screams a lot and they end up with a magical fairy lovechild on their doorstep. Typical tuesday.

I blame llster entirely for this

Yes, llster made a comic based on this absolutely dumb AU thing, it’s adorable as fuck and you should see it go here and give it love

Yes, I made Dil a magical fairy child and yes I basically forced said fairy child on Dan and Phil, beFORE they start their relationship

Yes, Dan is almost naked for the entirety of this fic

Pre-OTP lovechild weirdness oh yeah

Now here take my poor attempt at humor

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Something New

A Phan fanfiction


It was about 12am when Phil had woken up.

This wasn’t…that unusual; he’d had nightmares before and woken up-screaming in some cases-and of course there were those nights where he needed to use the bathroom pretty badly and even more frequently, a case of the good ol’ midnight munchies.

Today…or tonight-wasn’t it tomorrow already?-though, he didn’t have the slightest clue as to what woke him up. 

Until he heard the doorbell buzz that is.

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an accurate summary of my last day and a half:

anonymous asked:

If Anya being alive ends up being canon i will rejoice with you while also laughing my ass off because nobody believed you and you clung to it and it's just going to be a great moment ok

i’m just…………….literally……………..and i mean LITERALLY……………….NEVER……………………..EVER………………..AM GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT WHEN SHE’S REVEALED AS ALIVE

anonymous asked:

Do you think that you have to be publicly baptized to fully give your life to Jesus?

No, you are saved by faith alone. Getting baptized is an act of obedience to Jesus’ command, so if you are a believer, I do encourage you to get baptized.

"And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.” - Matthew 28:18-20

GUYS!

GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS!

I’VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE DISNEY COLLEGE PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!

IT’S SO CRAZY AND I’M SO BLESSED! I WAS ACCEPTED WITHIN 48 HOURS WHEN THEY TOLD ME I WOULDN’T FIND OUT UNTIL THE END OF MARCH! PEOPLE HAVE TO WAIT WEEKS TO MONTHS TO BE ACCEPTED AND NOW I’M HERE!

Oh my god guys! I’m moving down to Florida in August! Now I really can’t wait for my audition! I’m really sorry about posting this on the main but I’m really excited and I want to share this with you guys!!! I am so grateful for you guys love and support for me!

I’M GOING TO FLORIDA!

anonymous asked:

Lately I've been extremely suicidal and I don't know how to stop the thoughts. Do you know anyway that could potentially help me?

Hi love, 

I’m going to link you to some things which I may prove helpful for you at the end of this reply. 

Firstly, I am sorry to hear about how you’ve been feeling. It is a terrible feeling to experience and I am so sorry it’s proving difficult to move past. One of the things which has improved a lot of peoples mental well-being is to talk about the thoughts they have and the reasons why they have those thoughts and such. 

Sometimes we need to peel back the layers and see why we think these thoughts. And once we know that, we may be able to make the thought much less important or find an easier way to go about something. 

Breathe. You’re doing so well love, you really are.

Okay, links time:

  • This is a masterpost with several sections, some areas may be helpeful

All of those sites have helped me. 

- Hannah xx

3

Today is a new day!

My two days of eating the any food I wanted has ended and I am back on track! I like my emotions take their toll on me, and I am ready to let it go.

After leaving work full of trail mix yesterday, proceeded to eat an english muffin, 3 girl scout cookies, large hot and sour soup, whole order of hunan chicken, and a spring roll.

I woke up this morning feeling super bloated/fat (thank you chinese food- of course I know the effects of chinese food).

I decided to take some selfies to boost up my mood, and remind myself that I am a sexy lady! :D

So far my eating has been great, and I am determined to keep it that way!

I am aware that I will have a gain come Monday based on these two days, but I am not going to worry about it.

It’s like my co-worker/weight watchers friend Lynda said to me, “I’m not going to worry about you, because you have already lost so much and you know what you need to do when you are ready to get back on track.”

Also, thanks to fourgut, reconstructingthai, shrinko-de-thigh-o, sexyby30, and the anonymous who wrote me kind words yesterday.

geekhyena asked:

I read "Animal Husbandry" today and I am so not okay after that ending, just so you know. Like, setting the book down and just staring shellshocked at my dinner because that ending was Not Okay. You have the best gift for punching your readers in the feels and making it feel like a fist to the gut and I love that so much. Thank you for making me go O_o.

Fun fact: that was my first anthology sale!

…I am better at hurting people now.  I have learnt subtle.

I AM!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

But I’ll kiss you first, because I loved it. But you can’t really leave it as a one shot, can you? Please, I beg you for a happy ending, please, please, please!!!

Lizzingtonians (Lizzingtoners?), please help me out here, go and check the story and leave an enthusiastic review, so maybe we can have a second chapter…

I know you want to…

anonymous asked:

Considering the finalization of the constrictor rule tomorrow. What is your opinion on private ownership of larger constricting snakes & boa constrictors (I do not consider all boa constrictors listed in the constrictor rule to be "large").

I think that if you want to own a large snake then you should be allowed to do, with a few provisos. There needs to be a much larger push for education about reptiles in general. I am not sure how it would work but I would like to see potential owners required to take some kind of class on basic husbandry and pass a test at the end. Maybe also have an official go to the home of the person once yearly to make sure the snake is being cared for properly and has the right enclosure.

Microchipping each snake before they leave the breeding facility and having a paper trail that follows each one anytime they change ownership would help also. Many states already require a license to keep exotic pets that must be renewed yearly but this law is rarely ever enforced and nearly 100% of the reptiles I see in practice do not have licenses. Unfortunately any kind of regulation like this would be difficult to enforce and we would likely be right where we started.

I believe this new ban is just going to cause more snakes to be dumped. If reptile owners in general were more responsible we wouldn’t even be in this mess. It is sad that a few people ruined the hobby for everyone else and that the public is so easily swayed by fear mongering and poor science.

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This whole thing has been weird for me. I’m egyptian. I was born there, I lived there… I speak arabic. I have family members that are white af and family members darker than I am. I identify most with the arab community but I don’t look “”arab”” I look black. It’s conflicting for me because the only thing I feel I have in common with the black community is my skin colour. And I still don’t know where I am going with this. I guess you could call me a black arab, but in many circumstances I’m made to choose between both. What I’m trying to say in the end is, I don’t feel as though I should be posting for #blackout. I will anyways though because there should be a representation of us dark arabs. In an ideal world for me, I could just identity as egyptian or african. But we do not live in that world and as consequence I will spread out beyond my comfort zone, making a lot of people uncomfortable (including myself) until I find a place, a group of people, something, where I feel I belong.

ruhiguardian

Anubis had wanted to spend the day with Era again, seeing as their last few encounters didn’t end very well for one of them. He had thought they could play a video game or something else when Era suddenly asked about going to a lake. Wasn’t it a little cold outside to go near water? There was snow on the ground after all.

“Will it be alright? You’re a bit more sensitive to the cold than I am. If you want I could take you to the Nile in Egypt.” It was a river technically but it served the same thing as a lake did.

Well, he really wasn’t one who was good with the cold. His siblings might be, but certainly not him. When Anubis mentioned taking him to the Nile, his eyes widened and shined in excitement. “The real Nile River? Man, I would love to go there!” he exclaimed, a light static filling the air in his excitement.

Trying to explain to my baby sister how sure I am that Beth is alive and I end up rambling for way too long and awkwardly finished like this “…so yeah, those two seconds before Robert Downy Jr. opens his eyes in Avengers. You know it’s going to happen. You know he’s alive. You just feel it. It’s like those two seconds when you just have to wait to see it EXCEPT IT’S FOUR FREAKING MONTHS.”

…she’s not into Star Wars enough for a Han Solo reference to really resonate.

samtex422 asked:

Tomorrow I get my braces off and on the 17th I am getting my hair cut and the ends dyed blue. I got the idea from you so I wanted to thank you! I think I will love myself so much more with a new look and I wanted you to know you were a part of that!

You’re going to look GORGEOUS! 

I really want braces. Or maybe invisiline? It’s something I’m thinking of getting later this year if everything goes planned financially. I know people might think that my teeth are perfect but I actually have a chip in my front tooth and my bottom row is very crooked. 

Discussing the end with my husband
  • Me:that’s it. I want “Mmm, Whatcha Say” to be played at my funeral.
  • Husband:…oh god…
  • Me:If not at the funeral itself, then when they’re lowering my casket into the ground.
  • Husband:But…
  • Me:Or like, when they’re doing the incense at the song of farewell or when they’re rolling me out at the end.
  • Husband:How the hell am I gonna convince your parents to let me use that song?
  • Me:IT’S GOING IN MY LAST FUCKING WILL AND TESTAMENT!
  • Me:Besides, you really think they’re gonna be around when I die? I mean I guess if I go soon…
  • Husband:I guess they probably don’t know what it is.
  • Me:Yeah [my siblings] might, but not mom and dad.
  • Me:just imagine them wheeling me out to the hearse…
  • Husband:Now, imagine if as they were taking you out, someone else had a heart attack and we had to start the song over again.
  • Me:[explodes in laughter]
  • Husband:I guess I need to go ahead and download it.
  • Husband:could you imagine having this ready to play while watching Boondock Saints?

So A Little Heads Up On The Fundraiser

Every friday around noon (depending on whats going on that day) I’ll update the thermometer that is on the blog! So you can all see how far along I am. I might post a picture at the end of each passing month incase people forget to check, I dunno. 

BTW if you guys think that in 2 days I’ve earned over $1,000 thats a big no. I had money in a tax free account plus other money that I’ve gathered up to be this much. So I am a little over 1/5 of the way there but I’ll still need help. 

So check out some of the pixel art that you can get for less than $15! Including ponies like the ones featured above.