i will worship the shit out of you

CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO PRAISE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF JAKESY BECAUSE THEY ARE IN SUCH A HAPPY AND /HEALTHY/ RELATIONSHIP??!!!! YOU CAN TELL THAT JAKE LITERALLY WORSHIPS JESY LIKE SHE’S THE SUN I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO WRECKED OVER HER AND YOU CAN TELL THAT JESY LOVES HIM JUST AS MUCH BECAUSE SHE FUCKING GLOWS AROUND HIM AND SHE’S GAINED SO MUCH CONFIDENCE AND JUST LOOKS SO MUCH HAPPIER THAN WHEN SHE WAS WITH JORDAN GOD BLESS JAKE FOR MAKING MY BABY HAPPY

Shoes

Why is it so hard to find good looking, functional, respectably-priced shoes?  I wouldn’t mind shelling out £60 on good winter shoes*, but these are not just bad, they’re disappointingly bad.

I just want some red lace up boots why is that so hard life why.

*because winter is coming.

Also @ every salty af reporter who has been fucking with Iris since day one, and only now that the episode has literally spelled out the fucking culmination of all of the shit that if you weren’t determined to hate Iris because of your hatred towards any main female love interest, especially a black one who disagrees with the hero EVER, you would have seen by now, I see your bregrudging Candice worshipping reviews now, and whilst she and Iris deserves them, you can’t hide your bullshit behind, ‘SHE JUST NEEDED BETTER WRITING’, when you have dogged her character for literally twenty episodes.

anonymous asked:

I HAVE THIS FUCKING GEMINI FRIEND WHO GIVES MY OTHER FRIENDS AND ME SO MUCH SHIT ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, AND WHEN WE SO MUCH AS JOKINGLY INSULT HER, SHE FLIPS OUT. SHE THINKS THAT SHE'S THE LEADER OF THE FRIEND GROUP AND THAT WE ALL HAVE TO FUCKING WORSHIP HER OR SOMETHING. BITCH NO, GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PEDESTAL AND HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN FUCKING MEDICINE. NOT EVERYBODY LOVES YOU, AND IN FACT, IT'S QUITE ON THE CONTRARY. YOU HAVEN'T "DONE NOTHING WRONG." FUCK THIS GEMINI BITCH.

wHy IS She yOur fRIEnd

You know what really grinds my gears?

When someone has a faith/religion and they are thanking their God or whatever for giving them strength and helping them through a situation and someone has the nerve to say “Don’t praise God (or other)! Praise yourself! It’s all you!”
I understand you’re trying to be nice, but do you not realize you’re being very disrespectful and ignorant toward that person?
You’re literally pushing your beliefs on others, the same thing you ask people not to do to you. How much does it really affect your life that you need to go out of your way to say ignorant shit? I see a lot of atheists doing this a lot! Especially with Christians and Muslims.
Some of y'all get so aggressive and belligerent too. Like the very thought of someone worshipping and giving thanks to something other than themselves just upsets your feelings so much. It’s NOT about you! I also see a lot of people who are like “thank the nurses and doctors, not God”, but the thing is…I work in the medical field. One of the first things we learn and can see first hand, is that faith has a big hand in helping people get better and to respect and not judge other people’s beliefs. Nurses and doctors are not in it for the glory, in fact, a lot even believe in some sort of religion.
So just please stop being ignorant and respect people.

The Tumblr left.

I’ll be candid with the fact that I have (and unfortunately so) was once part of it. A white, straight, Christian. The only one for miles of demi-pan-goy-sexuals wildebeast cultural Marxists. Since then obviously, I’ve moved here and rapidly changed thought processes of mine do to me finally realizing what shit it all was.

After seeing a certain blog, by the name of “thisiswhyredismyfavoritecolor” (its disabled now, but you can see what it used to look like on way back machine)

In short, her blog was posting pictures of leftist ideals, anarchism, and all other sorts of degeneracy. Once in awhile, she’d post a selfie of herself and all the “Che ‘The Neckbeard’ Guevara"s would waddle out and give her complements that she so obviously fished for (*uploads pic of herself* “OMG! IM SO UGLY!” word for word I shit you not). Practically worshipped in the leftist community.

One day, she makes one play on words PUN and the 5 thousand or so fallowers she had, ate. Her. Up. So bad so that she closed her blog, and even a week afterwords, people were still doxing and harrasing her and her work.

The leftists will always turn on each other. They are no better then cannibals, and should never be approached without backup.

God Speed right wingers and authoritarians of all walks.

God Speed.

anonymous asked:

You see yourself in vriska? So you're calling yourself a narcissistic murderous manipulative bitch who demands to be worshiped even though she's an awful coward who does nothing but hurt others then makes herself out to be the victim when called out on it? Who demands to have everyone love her regardless of the fact that she's self absorbed and doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself. Who won't sacrifice a minute of her time unless the payout is higher then the effort needed? Cool. U do u.

No I see myself as someone who’s made mistakes and had regretted them. Someone who needs the constant reassurance and attention to keep going and someone who fucks up and loses everybody repeatedly.
People forget Vriska was the first to show remorse for her killings.
But let me tell you something. Vriska’s confidence has helped me. Her situations have been similar to mine (though I haven’t killed anyone) and dammit let me relate with this bitch and let me take comfort in knowing that there’s a character out there I can relate to.
Yes she said aweful things and she’s done terrible things but tbh when I had nobody this fucking character kept me going. So don’t you dare attack me for this. Everybody has their reasons for being passionate about something.
Leave me alone.

trans people: terfs are extremely harmful to trans women and have doxxed, harassed, abused, oppresses and denied the suffering of trans women
terfs: um source?? :’) They claim this shit happens but then they don’t show us where/when. I don’t approve of this kind of stuff and am more than happy to call out the shit stain(s) who did it.
trans people: here ya go ya scummy fuck (source dump)
terfs:
trans people:
terfs:
trans people: yeah so–
terfs: oh are you still there? ive moved on, see, it’s no longer possible to paint you as an irrational sjw so im just shutting my mouth now. i’ll continue to live and breathe transmisogyny and worship cathy brennan of course but like, it’s my right to back out of a conversation ok uwu

the C A T A C L Y S M I C ; bow down to a goddess

1 chandelier / sia (throw ‘em back till i lose count) 2 i’m a ruin / marina and the diamonds (babe, i’m gonna ruin you if you let me stay) 3 the party & the after party / the weeknd (everybody wants you, you can have them all) 4 take me to church / hozier (should’ve worshipped her sooner) 5 buy a heart ft. meek mill / nicki minaj (anybody wanna buy a heart? ‘cause i don’t use the shit anyway) 6 ecstasy / tinashe (i’ll be yours for the night) 7 3:16 am / jhene aiko (wide awake, out of papers, i am not okay, i am out my mind) 8 the other woman / lana del rey (he finds her waiting like a lonesome queen) 9 she way out /the 1975 (she’s got two-tone everything - way too intelligent, moving but she just can’t move) 10 glory and gore / lorde (delicate in every way but one - the swordplay) 11 daddy’s girl / natalia kills (do i look pretty through all your tears?) 12 the real her ft. lil wayne & andre 3000 / drake (guarantee the city remember your whole name) 13 bad things / meiko (how much more can we take if i give you a taste?) 14 the devil within / digital daggers (i’m the poison in your bones) 15 pusher love girl / justin timberlake (my heroine, my cocaine, my plum wine, my mdma) 16 super rich kids / frank ocean (too many joy rides in daddy’s jaguar, too many white lies and white lines)

so one of my coworkers worships Joss Whedon and I was like “Lol I’m so glad Joss Whedon’s not doing marvel movies anymore.  No one wants him fucking up any more marvel characters than he already has.”

And he was like “no Joss is perfect how could you say that?”

I responded with “Do you really think Steve Rogers would follow rules from some organization he doesn’t know about that recruited him like…a week before he thawed out?  Do you really think Steve Rogers would wear that useless fucking cap-suit willingly?  Also, Joss said Bucky should be dead, and you know how well Captain America: The Winter Soldier fared in the box office?  It was nominated for an oscar.  That’s how fucking good it is.  Joss Whedon is shit.  I can’t wait for Age of Ultron to be over so we can worship the Russo Brothers in Captain America: Civil War, because at least I have faith in those two getting everyone’s characterization pretty spot on.“

aerococonut said: No way, TOTALLY OWN THE TAG. /BE/ the puzzleshipping tag. You will become the queen of puzzleshipping. People will come from miles around to worship at your feet.

Noooooo I AM NOT WORTHYYYYYYYY besides there are better Puzzleshippers out there!! I’m just some loser nerd that tries to draw them but fails epically. Please refer to: my entire art blog atm.

anonymous asked:

ally says you're obsessed w her when there are literally people who seem to worship her and think it's ok for her to do harmful shit. lol okayyy

Because ally has already used up all her victim cards and she ran out of “bully” cards. 

Because this time her triggered followers are the victims 

& her fangirls are the bullies ( called me fat, told me to die, etc.)

So now she’s left with the “SHES OBSESSED AND HAS NO LIFE” card, and it’s quite pathetic. 

I mean do you see the parallels? 

I’m the victim” 

“They’re bullying me!” 

“ They’re obsessed with me!” 

“ I’m allowed to post whateverwant :cccc” 

“ If you’re triggered it’s not my problem”

What a narcissist.

anonymous asked:

"Why am I doing this again?" Cas put his brush down with a sigh. "Because you are my muse, Dean. If you are uncomfortable with being naked, then-" "No, no I get that, but what's with the fruit? Why does the banana have to be-" "ART!" Cas defended.

ART INDEED HOLY SHIT WHO R U COME OUT AND LET ME WORSHIP UR BRAIN LOOLOLOLLOLOLOLJSDFJAFKGAFKJASGHKFJGDSAJFKASGHF

anonymous asked:

Okay just hear me out. Say you were born in ancient times, near the pyramids or with the greeks. You'd be like, a goddess??? People would worship you. Like holy sHIT YOURE SO FUCKING SUBLIME. I CANT HANDLE THIS. WHATEVER HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY OKAY

omg?? thank you this is amazing you are amazing

It honestly terrifies me to no end at the fact that people can beat the absolute shit out of another living thing.
Cops beating people?? Terrifies Me like
And people get into fights all the time at my school
What would possess you to break someone’s nose? Or just beat anyone in general like it honestly terrifies to me to no end.
And thus kid trapped a cat in an ice chest until it died and I ??
Like honestly what the hell could even possess you to just lock an animal up I’m so ????
I can’t even walk by a frog without saying a quick hello.

desxrtking asked:

♦♠♣♥☾☄♪?✫✽❂☂✤▲+the rest of them tbh

Mun asks!

♦: What’s your relationship with your Muse?
[ Our relationships is… Complicated xD Like, I adore the guy and think he’s brilliant, and he cooperates with me a whole lot at times but he’s so difficult to control a whole lot of the time and he’s always claiming all my attention and that leaves me unable to RP on my other blogs ‘cus this guy’s so tiring and he wants to be top dog of the hill out of my muses and just… I love him bu he’s difficult xD ]
♠: What’s one thing you dislike about your Muse?
[ Done ]
♣: One thing you love about your Muse.
[ Done ]
♥: Would you get along with your muse?
[ I think, as long as I make sure not to piss him off and make sure to worship the shit out of him like Bellamy, we would xD I’d be like some crazed fanboy that adores his idol and wants to make him happy no matter what, and Doffy would just use me like a little pawn ona chessboard and see me as convenient and whatnot. I guess we’d get along? If that’s what getting along is xD ]
☾: Who’s your favourite fictional character?
[ vegeta from DBZ ]
☄: What is your favourite colour?
[ Green, Purple or Black tbh ]
♪: What’s your favourite song?
[ Currently, it’s Fight - All things Good ]
✫: Why did you begin RPing?
[ Done ]
✽: What is your favourite season?
[ Spring or Autumn ]
❂: What is your birthday? [ month and date! ]
[ November 15th ]
☂: What is your favourite kind of weather?
[ Rain tbh ]
✤: What is your favourite kind of food?
[ Anything that is sour I guess? ]
▲: What’s your Zodiac sign? [ western or eastern! ]
[ Scorpio~! ]
●: If you could say just one thing to your Muse, what would it be?
[ Done ]
☑: What is an OTP with your Muse in it you have?
[ I dun have any ships with Doffy xD ]
☒: What is a NOTP with your Muse in it you have?
[ Nothing is a major NOTP, as in I can’t stand it on my dash, but I do dislike DofLuffy? And DofLaw more than the others xD ]
☁: What’s your favourite part of RPing?
[ Done ]
✉: Are there any RPers you admire/are inspired by?
[ I have wayyy too many ;_; Just check this out to see the list, ‘cus I’m too lazy to do this one right now xD I’ll add the One Piece RPers and extra people when I do my Follow Forever one day xD ]
▶: Do you have any talents? [ besides RPing, of course! ] 
[ I make AMVs, I make some hella tea and toast, and I can run? ]

Hopefully somebody can agree with me here.

I live in the bible belt, where nobody actually cares about your faith, they just want you to listen to them and live like them. Most people here call themselves baptists and most of the time they’ll judge you for how you worship if you’re anything but, when they don’t even worship, themselves. Barely anybody here is a Christian. This place is just full of ignorant jerkoffs who think that Christianity is a label rather than a way of life, and when you don’t share that label, they throw a bunch of crap at you that they don’t even understand themselves, leading to meaningless phrases such as “God is real whether you believe in him or not.”

I mean if they really had any meaning towards trying to convert me rather than “be just like every other sad sack of shit out here” they could at least try to put a bit of significance in there. But they can’t find any, because they have no idea what it is. Most of them couldn’t tell you a single verse. They just listen to what they were told as a child, and blindly follow it. I’ve literally gotten into arguments about what’s in the bible with people who had nothing to reply with but “My grandpa said so and he’s read the whole bible”

I mean, what about you? You’re going to give me shit saying I don’t know what I’m talking about when you have to rely on your grandfather to tell you the stories because you’re too lazy to pick up a bible? I’m not even religious and I’ve read much more of the bible than most people here. The churches are just as bad. It makes me happy when I see a church that actually reads from the bible and doesn’t tweak it into some sappy, forgiving bullshit just so that people can feel okay about their lifestyles. Most of the time I only hear 3 verses within the entire, painstaking time that I’m there, and then a bunch of personal stories talking about how life sometimes turns out okay and we can fuck 50 people if we want as long as we ask for forgiveness. I even went to a church that didn’t talk about anything but how God will make your life great if you give (seriously) the rest of your money to that particular church. A charity? nah. The homeless? Nah. Just give all of your money to us so that we can fund our cameras and fancy lights, and a bunch of shit that we don’t really need, because we need all of this materialistic shit to worship a god that teaches us not to be materialistic. That’s much better than feeding the hungry, or donating to a charity to save somebody’s life.

And with all of this fake bullshit that they don’t even understand, they have the audacity to come up to me, an agnostic atheist who’s more christian then they are, and say “God’s real whether you believe in him or not”

Yes, stranger that randomly decided to approach me about Jesus because I’m smoking a cigarette outside, I appreciate the unwanted, badgering, meaningless input on my life that will no longer have anything to do with you after I pretend to give a shit about this conversation.

anonymous asked:

ff+ wade - mxrcwithamouth

Send me “ff+” and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

“Ouh Wade? This ought to be interesting”

“So far so good, I’ve always been fond of undressing-while-you-make-out sessions”

“Um..Wade is a little bigger than that”

“Muscle worship? I guess…maybe. Yeah sure why not”

“…as far as im aware he doesn’t keep a knife strapped to his inner thigh. Just think one slip and…yeah”

“Wait is he in costume for this? Oh dear this is just…”

“Oh…”

“Ooooooh”

“Damn. Shit. Dude…what?”

“How am I even..”

“…why do these stories always make me seem so thirsty for the D?”

“Wade no…come on not in my hair . It’s gonna be for ever to come out “

“Sheesh”

zerothalia asked:

TBH, to me it'd be kinda hard to mess up Yu... Considering his personality is a bit malleable in most of the games due to being a silent protagonist with dialogue choices. Do not always agree with your headcanon though! (My Yu does not like hotsauce with his coffee, mine drinks his black) *promptly hides in the corner again*

Well, I mean yeah, that’s kinda the thing with protagonists like him; The person behind them tends to influence their personality (not saying I’m actually a hardcore swagster, or that I feverantly worship Bruce Lee). And it’s cool if you don’t agree with the HC’s I got going. I just kinda figured with all the weird shit Yu eats out of the fridge, finding spicy coffee appealing wouldn’t be too far of a jump. That’s just me, though.

anonymous asked:

Forget about that girl you miss. Or I can just show you how to forget about her 😘

Girls are worse than dope to me. I fu,,kin kiss so much ass and make myzelf look bitch made as fuck worshiping the ground fhry walk on amd i get treated like completw fuxking shit but do nothing because i ccant atand the thought of her teplacing me with out giving a single care or thought towarda me while i explode with anxiety and cant function properly. Its disguatinf and im done trying at all, what happrnsn to me is unimportant