There are only 3 things I look for in a relationship:
1) ya gots ta be nice
2) please like Shakespeare
3) do not tell me drag queens are weird, let me show you how glorious they are.

Bonus points if you ship/don’t have a problem w me shipping Drarry.

I went on a date today w a dude who only had point # 2 down.

At least I got free coffee.