Seriously I don’t even understand the way my mother thinks… 

Like, I was telling her that because of my new schedule I would not have time to eat lunch of Tuesdays but I would eat at 3pm when I have a break, and she went all like “WOW WHAT??? You need to eat you won’t hold out without eating, your brain needs food to function!!!”

I almost told her I made up the whole month of ramadan in winter while she didn’t notice and I was completely fine, but I don’t really want her to kick me out so I didn’t say that. 

But like, she really thinks that not eating a sandwich makes you stupid