Fun story time from Retail Hell: Apparently, there was a dude walking around with a fake gun robbing people of their cell phones RIGHT IN THE AREA WHERE WE WORKED. Literally right next door to us. JFC. We got told this by a cop in the last hour we were open. So I spent the rest of the night freaked the fuck out. I’m still freaked the fuck out. If this dude is ballsy (or stupid) enough to rob people with a TOY gun, what the fuck else could he do?

jfc. I’m on and replying to stuff. I need a stiff drink.