i spent way too much time on this shit

So I know the highlight of that episode was Doc but

This was my favourite scene BY FAR.

I am very proud of Doyle crossing the line and becoming one of the team via ‘doing something dumb as fuck’

anonymous asked:

The questions that Laurent did, 9 of his answers is was Larry's answers too. They are so much alike but so different from each other. Larry is weirder than Laurent though.

Besides being twins,they spent so much time together since birth so they’re bound to have some identical likes and ways of thinking but I don’t see Larry weirder than Lau.I’d say they both like some kinky shit.Rumor has it Larry eats ass and Lau likes 3somes.They’re young ,sometimes dumb and full of french cum.But getting back to the topic Anon why you find Larry weirder?


LEGENDS || The Sword of Damocles

According to the story, pandering to his King, Damocles –an obsequious courtier in the court– exclaimed that, as a great man of power and authority surrounded by magnificence, Dionysius was truly extremely fortunate. The King turned to Damocles and said, “If you think I’m so lucky, how would you like to try out my life?” Damocles readily agreed, and so Dionysius ordered everything to be prepared for Damocles to experience what life as Dionysius was like. Damocles was enjoying himself immensely… until he noticed a sharp sword hovering over his head, that was suspended from the ceiling by a horse hair. This, the King explained to Damocles, was what life as ruler was really like.  Damocles, alarmed, quickly revised his idea of what made up a good life, and asked to be excused, realizing that with great fortune and power come also great peril and anxiety. He then eagerly returned to his poorer, but safer life. Dionysius had successfully conveyed a sense of the constant fear in which the great man lives. 
The great, late-Republican Roman orator and statesman Cicero describes the Sword of Damocles in his Tusculan Disputations 5.61.
The sword of Damocles is frequently used in allusion to this tale, epitomizing the imminent and ever-present peril faced by those in positions of power. More generally, it is used to denote the sense of foreboding engendered by a precarious situation, especially one in which the onset of tragedy is restrained only by a delicate trigger or chance.

One year with you. ♡

It’s been one year since I met him in the most unlikely place to meet someone you commit everything to.

He was my tantous kouhai in club Romeo in Kabukichou. They had an event and I went there and was a complete idiot and spent way too much money. Anyway he was sat as my help. I thought he was sweet and had really nice eyes. He’s like the cute type and thus really not my usual ‘type’ at all. Up until then I had thrown myself at/ wasted myself on people who used me and treated me like shit. People who were only 'there for me’ when it meant a good time.

Well, anyway I was having a rough time with my homestay/ work at that point in my life and was literally being blackmailed by the crazy woman. So I had secretly rented another apartment in Nakano and was moving my stuff little by little. This was the day I decided 'fuck it’ and stayed out and thus cut all ties with the crazy family. Anyway I chose to stay because he was now sitting next to me and I was crying and telling him everything. And I mean, like everything. About how I had lost someone that meant more to me than anyone knew, about what I was doing to 'punish’ and 'fix’ myself.

And he just asked me 'what the hell is a young, smart, beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this, don’t come back again’.

Anyway we exchanged fb messenger cus bakudan and all that stuff. But the only way I could see him for a while was by continuing to go to that club under the pretence of visiting my tantou.

That stopped after a few more visits and we went on normal dates instead, on his bike to odaiba, to hakone with my parents, roppongi hills…. It was like a bubble of normality and happiness and I could feel myself start to have goals again and want to move forward in life whilst I was around him.

It came to August and summer had to end. He was going back to uni in September to finish up, but his school was in Kansai. And I just made the choice like it was the easiest thing in the world. I didn’t even think twice. I up and left tokyo, everything I knew about Japan, all the people I had stories with, all the scars and hurt and painful things, my destructive lifestyle.

He took that all away, and put me in a safe, happy place. And now I paint and sing and laugh and study for my dreams and our future together. He just got his job offer last week in an international company as a designer for car and motorbikes. We just celebrated his 25th birthday together. We fight and argue like any couple but I’m so in love with this guy.

And I believe his love for me, which is more than I can say about anyone I knew before. He knows everything about me, all I did, and he saw through that. He saw ME. And he found me again. ♡♡♡

Happy one year.

Why do I love you so much ?
I have no idea what happened. I know it’s hardly been any time but I just couldn’t help it, it happened and I couldn’t stop it. I fell like a pack of cards.

Do I want to date you ?
Fuck yea. I do I can’t stop thinking about you it’s absolutely insane the amount of time I freaking have spent thinking about you. You can think I am insane but Idc that’s the way I am tbh. I have literally shit concern that we are half the world across from each other. And I don’t care how much effort it takes to make it work cuz I don’t fucking wanna ever let you go. I am too much in love and in awe of you.

How much do I love you?
You have no idea frankly even i don’t but I am certain that isn’t just an attraction but I am head deep in it and I’ll do whatever it takes to prove it. I want to keep you to myself for fucking ever. Because I love you and i know it’s real and there’s nothing that can change that. You mean the world to me. And I’ll prove it.

Only………………If you want me too.

I love you ❤️

I’ve spent the night drinking wine and listening to music I love but haven’t listened to in a long time. I started with pop punk and 90s punk, then a little street punk, then 70s punk then joe strummer, then just stuff from the 70s and then other random shit. I am having way too much fun for someone drinking alone.

Wrote this for Facebook, so it’s a different audience and y’all already know this stuff, but figured I’d post it anyway…

This morning I read some spoilers for Ant-Man, specifically about the ways it’s setting up Civil War, and now I’m 12000% more excited. Why am I flipping out over this Civil War thing, you ask? Allow me to explain… (Wait, you DIDN’T ask? Aw well, imma do it anyway.)

Keep reading

I don’t care actually anymore. I’m going to be me. Not what people want me to be. Just me. I spent too much time being someone I’m not and I don’t want to live that way anymore

-I’m a BOY and my name is ASHTON.
-I’m pansexual mostly gynesexual
-I’m poly with two people right now
-I love boardgames and other nerdy shit
-I love hiphop
-I care immensely for marginalized peoples

I’m not ashamed ok

bladesarentinfinite asked:

Yesterday we had about 15 min It's a shared call with me and his mom so we split the call, I won't be able to visit very much because he's an hour away but it's better than nothing. He wasn't supposed to have his phone privileges yet but he got them for good behaviour. They might be moving him 10h away and that really scares me :( how much is left of your boyfriends sentence?

Ah ours are 30 min but they can’t be 3 way like yours lol they hang up on us if we try that!
And gah 10 hours away?!? Hopefully that doesn’t happen :/ that’s way too far!
He has either til this November or February 2016. I’m praying for this November though. :( the idea of the fact that I’ll have spent a year without him by that time makes me feel like shit.

I’m such a terrible, miserable piece of shit. I just keep fucking up in the biggest ways imaginable. And I never learn from anything. Everything hurts so much all the time. And I don’t know what to do with myself anymore. I don’t even know why I’m even still here.

He was dying. Struggling. Clinging to life. And I was always “too busy” to even go and see him.
I spent his last 4 months in a jail cell. And possibly the last night he was actually conscious, fucked out of my head on so much drugs. I just couldn’t see him with so many machines hooked up to him. And when I finally saw him in the hospital, he was on so much morphine, he wasn’t even conscious.

I didn’t even get to say goodbye to him.
Or tell him how much I loved him.
I miss him so much already. I want to call him every day.
He was always there for me when I needed him.
And I wasn’t when he might’ve needed me…

I’m such a waste.

I don’t want to be here anymore…

I don’t fucking care what you think of me at this point.

I’ve spent way too much time doing things I don’t want to do, being someone I don’t want to be, and saying things I don’t want to say, just because of people’s judgement of me. I get that you find me unattractive or some shit like that. I don’t give a shit. I don’t want to give a shit. I don’t want to be my problem again.

I’m like 90% sure I am legitimately ill now. I just randomly woke up at half five and still feel worn out even though I’ve had so much sleep. I’m alternating between being way too hot and really cold and it’s probably more than stress.
But then I’m scared that I’m actually faking it because I’m just a lazy shit who doesn’t want to go to college.
Idk I spent most of my day off yesterday crying so maybe it’s better to go in so I can have support off friends.
But I haven’t done the physics homework and I know the teacher will bring it up and I’ll probably end up crying in lesson which is something I want to avoid at all costs.

anonymous asked:


24. Is there a certain quote you live by?

I don’t think I live by any quote in particular, but I’ve been keeping this one in mind a lot: “It’s important to make people happy, and it’s important to start with yourself.” I feel like I often put others before myself to the point where I’m not thinking of my well-being at all. Lately, I’ve been trying so hard to be kind and helpful to everyone and maintain relationships with everyone, and I feel like that’s important. But I also need to remember that it’s more important to be kind and helpful to myself.

25. What’s on your mind?

“I need to stop trying so hard for you. It’s clear that you don’t give a shit about me anymore, yet I still put on a nice dress and spent way too much time on my appearance and went without my walking boot. And you didn’t say a single word to me. I need to stop trying so hard for you.” I mean that’s what’s on my mind right now, so. 😁

53. Are goodbyes hard for you?

Yes. Especially now. I can’t stand being alone anymore, and every goodbye means that I have to begin sitting by myself with only my self-destructive thoughts to comfort me (?). Tbh.

89. What is something you wish you had more of?

I guess I’ll say that I wish I had more time with people. More time to hang out with my friends who are leaving for college in the fall, more time free from crippling school work and late-night study sessions, more time to better myself.

99. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. Every person who I’ve ever had feelings for/dated, I was friends with first. I’ve only really ever been in love once. And I didn’t fall in love with him right away. I guess it’s possible that I was in love the whole time, and that the realization became more apparent each day. But I don’t think that that’s necessarily true in this instance.

Wow, those were pretty long answers! But it was enjoyable. Thanks anon 😊

Thingns I’m Currently Into

I was tagged by the always lovely septimus-pls

One Song: Sledgehammer by Fifth Harmony

Two Movies: Fifth Element, the Fifth Estate

Three TV shows: the 5th Wheel, the Fifth Corner, 5th Gear

Four People: the band Fifth Column (G.B. Jones, Caroline Aza, Beverly Breckenridge, Charlotte Briedé)

Five Foods: 5 Cup Salad, 5 Layer Mexican Dip, 5 Hour Beef Stew, Bengali 5-Spice, MeeMaw’s 5-Star Coleslaw Dressing

Six People Tagged: fiftharmonyarmy fiftyshadesthemovie fifthtomatoes fifthtastic fifthpotter fifthzicons

LMFAOOOOOO after I put Fifth Harmony and Fifth Element I had to continue I have no clue who any those tagged people are. Thank you for participating (feel free to do this), and I hope y’alls weekends are fantastic! 

I can identify the exact time in my life that something broke and I went from being decently normal to being this weird creature of anxiety I am now.

I remember it well. Freshman or sophomore year of high school. I realized that I didn’t know what to do with my hands while walking and so I spent way too much time overthinking it and never found a solid answer. I’d study what other people did and couldn’t find a pattern. Ended up with my arms rigidly by my side the whole time, which was probably worse than just confusedly shuffling them around.

I then proceeded to apply that process of overthinking and breaking every part of social life - eye contact, handshaking, everything. And I broke.

This isn’t well pity or anything. This is my genuine what the fuck to life.

I’ve never said that I’m not a weird piece of shit.

You Must Be Smart, Right? 13 Painful Truths About Wearing Glasses


When I was younger I used to look at the kids with glasses with complete envy. I saw them as a cool accessory that I wasn’t allowed have. But now that I’ve spent way too much time looking at my phone, it’s my turn to be a glasses person and boy, is it shit. Here are 13 painful truths about wearing glasses because take it from me, it’s not all about specs appeal…

1) You look smarter.

You may not be that smart. But because of the whole “nerd” stigma around glasses, you now look muy intelligente. I have all of the knowledge.

2) You forget they’re there and end up scratching them instead of your eye.

I guess they’re kinda a shield to stop poking yourself in the eye. It’s a win, win deal really.

3) You can’t lie on your side with them on.

And then one night you forget you have them on and you fall over on your bed in exhaustion and they nearly chop your nose off. For GAWDS sake.

4) Going to see a 3D movie is a struggle.

You have your glasses on and then they want you to put another pair of glasses on top of that? Your ears can’t take the strain, I’m afraid.

5) They get caught in your clothes when you’re getting changed.

You may as well not wear them until you’re leaving the house, basically.

6) When it’s sunny, you forget they’re not sunglasses.

If you’re new to glasses, then you’re used to wearing sunglasses. So when it’s sunny out, you automatically assume it’s sunglasses you have on and you decide to take a quick look at the sky and your retinas are fucking smoked and now I want to cry.

7) Prescription sunglasses cost too much.

You may as well just buy those stupid little flip-up sunglasses.

8) You’ll get sick of people saying, “You need windscreen wipers!”

Ha. Ha. That is actually so fucking funny. Nobody has ever said that to me ever before in my entire life. *Sigh*

9) You think you look sexy in them.

Sometimes you think you look like a sexy teacher. But you don’t. Trust me. You don’t.

10) You will lose them at least three times a week.

It’s inevitable. You will try your hardest not to, but either at home, in work or when you’re out and about, you will lose them. Oh well….

11) Everyone wants to try them on and then comment on your prescription.

Yeah and people will try them on and say, “Woah, you’re blind!” No fucking shit Sherlock. Why do you think I wear glasses?

12) You experience ‘Sudden Blindness By Steam Syndrome’ regularly…

When it’s steamy or hot, your glasses fog up and you can’t see a bloody thing. Great, just great.

13) Most of the time you look like an old secretary.

Don’t get too excited about your new glasses because you probably look like Roz from Monsters Inc.

anonymous asked:

5 80 47 129 106 128

5. 4 Turn ons 

lip biting, ummm hands for sure (long fingers and shit y’know that sorta stuff), being told what to do (sorta dominated but like low key dominated if that makes sense), piercings/tattoos (but only certain ones)

80. What is my favorite word?

fuckwit..or dysphoria. either one

47. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends where i am and what mood i’m in tbh 

usually loud though

129. Peed outside?

when you gotta go…

106. Been to a wedding?

yeah when i was like 7

128. Stalked someone on a social network?

yup (okay who hasn’t though like really)