AU WHERE LIAM DECIDES TO JOIN THE ONE DIRECTION HAIR GROWING RACE AT LONG LAST SPIN FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS 2015 WHEN ZAYN HAS AVAN JOGIA HAIR AND LIAM’S CURLS ARE BACK WITH HIS STUBBLE AND ZAYN IS SO CONFLICTED BECAUSE HE WANTS LIAM TO KEEP THEM BUT HE WANTS MANLY LIAM BACK BUT LIAM DISTRACTS HIM NICELY BY LETTING ZAYN PULL ON THEM WHILE HE SUCKS HIM OFF AND THE MOANS HE MAKE CONVINCE HIM THAT HE WANTS THIS LIAM TO STAY GOODBYE
—  zarryheadbands aKA ELLEN 

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everyone always raves about how much harry loves giving blowjobs but no one ever talks about louis giving harry head. we know harry has a big dick so louis must have amazing skills. talk about this. please.

oh boy this is about to take a drastic turn i’m so sorry while i was looking for that picture of louis holding that beer bottle in his mouth i found this picture again

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it’s all i can talk about right now likw ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// why arent we talking abou t this picture all the time ?? this is modern art

after doing this i realized how much my handwriting embarrasses me…. thank you kass for tagging me though!!

OK SO OUR TEACHER EXPLAINED IN THE BALLET “GISELLE” WHAT THE WILLIES ARE IN THE 2ND ACT BUT MY CLASSMATE NEXT TO ME WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION APPARENTLY

CAUSE AT THE END OF CLASS THE TEACHER WAS LIKE “ALRIGHT NEXT WEEK WE’RE GONNA WATCH THE WILLIES”

AND MY CLASSMATE HAD GENUINE SHOCK ON HER FACE WHEN SHE TURNED TO ME AND WAS LIKE “What are we gonna watch????”

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AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDN’T FORM MY SENTENCE TO SAY WHAT THEY WERE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE “THEY’RE LIKE, FAIRY THINGS EXCEPT NOT”

AND SHE WAS LIKE “oh, ok, I was like..am..am i supposed to bring something?”

AND I LITERALLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE FUCKING 4 MINUTE WALK TO MY TRUCK IN THE DARK

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omfg

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