A story by my friend.
“Lily, where the FUCK is the pizza I told you to order an hour ago” Kathryn screamed, Lily had only but one response to Kathryn’s pizza (Kathryn also happened to be Lily’s lesbian master and when I say lesbian I don’t mean slightly lesbian I mean super-mega-ultra fucking lesbian), so she
timidly replied “I-I f-f-for-forgot to order it supreme overlord” to which Kathryn replied "you useless fucking piece of shit! GO ORDER IT NOW!“. Lily called Papa Corey’s pizza Business and ordered a hawaian pizza to spite Kathryn even though she knew would get beat severely;Kathryn hates hawaian pizza and Lily happened to be a masochist or something.