i cant sing

When someone starts giving you excuses, but you’re already over it:

I look so rank so please don’t look at my face throughout this lmfao and I know full well that I actually cannot sing but I needed to get practice because I’m in a show and yeah it includes singing lmao and I have never ever sung in front of anyone before because I know I can’t but erm let me know what you think and I’m deleting this so soon ahah

Texas Sucks
  • Texas Sucks
  • Mint
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My name is minty, 

And I am here to say 

That Texas really sucks and it will complicate your daaaay~

So listen really well 

I’ll change your point of view

cause destroying Texas is just what Minty’s here to doo

Cause I love to see the Texans burn (BACKGROUND

Yes I do

Texas is a place (that) everyone should spurn 

Yes it is

Those Texans, yeah they really need to learn

cause they really aren’t too smart.

Texas has smelly cows

they love to milk all day

They bake their pecan pies, and live in dusty bales of hay 

And if you’re kind’ve worried

Trust me Florida is too

My simple solution is just to bid Texas adieu

Cause I love to drink my orange juice

Yes I do

In my backyard there’s gators on the loose

Yes there is

Just leave Nessa and her Texan abuse

Florida is so much better 9

It’s true some days are dark and stormy, and maybe you feel sad but the storm will clear up,

the weather really isn’t really that bad.

There’s one thing that makes me happy, and makes my whole life worthwile

And that’s when I get tell people that Texas is vile 13

I really am so happy

Disney fills me with glee

I give an orange, I get an orange

We live right by the sea

Cause I love eat my oranges

Yes I do

Tell me what more can I say

To make you see

Texas sucks

It makes me happy when Texans lose

Yes it always makes my day~

Come on every everypony, Texas sucks! Move to the state of Sunshine Sunshine

Come on every everypony, Texas sucks! LEAVE TEXAS BEHINDDDDD

Come on every everypony, Texas sucks! Move to the state of Sunshine Sunshine

Come on every everypony, Texas sucks! LEAVE TEXAS BEHINDDDDD

Yes the perfect state for meee

We’ve got gators for miles and miles

and so many paaaaalm trees

Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Yeaaah~

Texas really sucks

Texas really sucks. (BOOMP)

  • Listen
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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

( here have a taste of my horrible singing )