i AM PLEASED

But imagine Ashton coming home from a long day of practice, his hair a sweaty mess and his arms hanging loosely at his sides because of how sore he was. You would shoo him into the shower, the hot water steaming up the bathroom mirror. Once he was clean he’d meet you in the bedroom and lay down on the bed, groaning the whole way. “I’m so sore,” he’d moan into a pillow. You’d smile softly, running your fingers through his wet hair. “Stay there,” you’d say before shifting on the bed so you were straddling his back, your cold fingers working on his tense shoulders and sending a chill through his body. You could hear his breaths deepen with exhaustion and his skin flushed pink thanks to his relaxed muscles allowing the blood to circulate. Your hands would make their way down his back, teasing his biceps before you leaned down and placed kisses where your hands had been. You’d roll over back to your side of the bed, ready to ask Ashton how he felt, but you paused, noticing that he was fast asleep, his lips slightly parted and his features relaxed. With a kiss to his forehead you covered both your bodies with a blanket and fell asleep next to your love.

Me: Sound Horizon is a band that produces intense, emotional stories that questions various moralities and philosophies through clever use of riddles and symbolism while making beautiful music and stage plays-

Friend: Wow, that sounds great! I’ll go browse the tumblr tag to find more info!

Me: WAIT, NO-

Friend: -just sort of deadeye stares at the dashboard, scrolling through endless pages of MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW wondering where they had gone wrong in life-

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Cards Against Humanity sent me a box of Bullshit. Let’s all see what’s inside!

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jensen dumping a bucket of ice water on jared is all i’ve ever wanted

This wasn’t a life goal but I’m so pleased about it:
I have found a boyfriend who does not over-react in any way to going on my period. Touching is okay, not touching is okay. Me walking around with a tampon peeking out after a shower is okay. Being curled up in a ball in pain is okay. Binge-eating chocolate is okay. Making a special tea to get rid of the cramps is okay.
And…I still feel attractive.