hyrvydder

Watched “A Bug’s Life” last night with my fiance and damned if I didn’t see the modern political atmosphere on full display in a CGI movie about bugs.

Seriously.  Hopper is actually Obama. 

Instead of food, he’s just increasing taxes on the productive citizens of America (the ants).

And when he does get what he wants, he does his damnedest to bury you.

And he’ll beat you up and insult you and put you down, believing it is his right to claim your work, your life, as his property.

The time to rise… is now.

The conservatives and libertarians earn their pay, the conservatives and libertarians keep their pay, and the liberals, leftists, socialists, and communists… leave.

wageronanarcho-capitalism asked:

Why do you call yourself a liberal when practically no one uses the term in the same (that is, classical) sense you do? (let me tell you, I was so bloody confused when I saw you and craftbeerhall arguing over roads and I'm relying on the more modern connotations of the term "liberal" when I looked at your "About Me" section)

We weren’t arguing over roads, he was on the outside of an inside joke.

I use the word liberal because it’s accurate.

Dear pro-abortion-ers who say "pro-lifers only care about the baby until it's born and don't care after birth"
  1. Once you’re born, you really ought to have these two wonderful people called “mom” and “dad” who ought to be taking care of you.  If for some reason you don’t, it’s not your fault, but honestly your parents shouldn’t have been getting it on in the first place if they didn’t intend to raise you.  That’s not our fault you have shitty parents.  Be mad at the right people for the right reason.
  2. Once you’re a teenager, you really ought to have this thing called a “job” that you go to after school to earn some money and learn some extra responsibility with time and money.
  3. Once you’re in college, you really ought to spend your time going to class and studying, not going to parties, getting wasted, and looking to get laid.
  4. Once you’re an adult (whether you go to college or not), you ought to have all the skills to take care of yourself.  You can’t be a baby being spoonfed forever.  If for some reason you don’t have those skills, frankly you weren’t paying attention.  Life is going on every day all around you; where the hell were you?
  5. The only thing I should have to do in your life is protect your right to having the opportunity to succeed.  Whether you actually do or not is entirely your choice, and I’m not going to make that choice for you.  I’m also not going to share the success I earned with you unless you earn it from me.

This has been a PSA from a pro-life, pro-freedom, pro-capitalist, and pro-self-responsibility American.  You’re welcome. *drops mic*

Hyrvydder on Gun Control

As promised.

The past few years have produced many mass shootings and criminal misuse of guns, notable examples including Fort Hood, Texas; Aurora, Colorado; Newtown, Connecticut; Santa Monica, California; and most recently Washington Navy Yard, Washington D.C.  In light of these tragedies, it is natural to seek a way to prevent these atrocities from occurring again.  Many people think increased gun control, ranging from registering weapons and requiring safety classes to banning certain types of firearms outright, is the key to lowering crime with guns.  I would like to explore what experts have said and studies have shown about gun control and crime and see if gun control is effective at preventing crime.

Australia might be a model for how gun control has successful resulted in a drop in gun-related crime.  After a heinous mass shooting in 1996, the entire country and all factions of the federal government united to adopt enormous reforms concerning firearms.  Simon Chapman, a key figure in the Australian gun reforms of the 1990s, details how “key components of the reforms included a ban on civilian ownership of semiautomatic long guns and pump action shotguns; […] proof of genuine reason for firearm possession; the formal repudiation of self-defense as a legally acknowledged reason to own a gun; prohibition of mail or Internet gun sales; and required registration of all firearms” (770).  Since the reforms were enacted, the rate at which firearm homicide decreased per year has more than doubled (from 3% to 7.5%) and no mass shootings have occurred, as a third of the population’s stock of guns were voluntarily destroyed (770).

The reason, of course, that America will never follow Australia’s path to lower gun violence is ingrained in the Second Amendment of our Constitution, which guarantees the right to gun ownership, and by extension, the right to self-defense.  So long as those rights are respected on American soil, we won’t see any dramatic reforms as Australia has experienced.  Dr. Lance K. Stell, professor of ethics and philosophy of law, notes that some gun control proponents categorize the lawful use of firearms in self-defense as the same sort of violence as the unlawful use of firearms in criminal activity (44).  One only has to look at the passionate divisions of audiences during the trial of George Zimmerman in the shooting of Trayvon Martin to see there are some who believe as Dr. Stell describes (be it noted that this paper will not explore that case).  Understanding that outright bans on guns and the rejection of self-defense as a lawful reason to own a firearm is unlikely to sweep America’s socio-political landscape, let us examine less broad efforts to control American guns in recent history.

John Moorhouse, professor of economics at Wake University, and Brent Wanner, a graduate of Wake in economics, tested crime data from all fifty states and the District of Columbia in 1998 and 2001 looking for an interrelation between crime and gun control: it would be reasonable to assume that increased crime might result in increased gun control, which may in turn result in a decrease of crime.  His hypothesis proved only partially correct: while increased crime did increase gun control legislation in some states, gun control had no statistically significant impact on crime (121).  Additionally, Moorhouse and Wanner point out another study, performed by Lott and Mustard in 1992, that states with right-to-carry laws experience decreased violent crime rates, especially in urban population centers, and also notably lowered the victimization of women and minorities (109).  Stell concurs, noting that the poor can’t take advantage of hiring bodyguards or living in gated communities, so making cheap weapons illegal puts the less-well-off-but-law-abiding at risk of becoming victims of crimes (45).  Stell also points out that in such cases, a poor individual wishing to defend herself would be forced to become a criminal herself should she attempt to purchase a gun that was illegal explicitly because of its low cost (45).  Moorhouse hypothesizes that the increased risk to criminals in right-to-carry states deters them from committing confrontational crime (109), and that criminals simply have no respect or regard for the law and ignore or circumvent the law to acquire weapons illegally anyway (122).

Altogether, Moorhouse makes a devastating case against the effectiveness of gun control.  If criminals bound and determined to acquire guns are able to obtain them illegally, no amount of gun control will prevent them from doing so.  Indeed, many of the recent shooters, like Adam Lanza of Newtown  and John Zawahri of Santa Monica, were not able to purchase weapons legally, and had to resort to illicit methods to obtain their guns; Lanza stole his mother’s legally-purchased firearms, and Zawahri managed to build his weapon by purchasing and assembling incomplete parts.  It is worth noting that stealing a firearm in Connecticut is a felony, and the LA Times reported that California police claimed the weapon Zawahri constructed is illegal to possess under California law; however obviously none of the aforementioned laws prevented the shootings from occurring.  The Washington Post reports that Aaron Alexis was able to legally purchase the shotgun he used in his massacre at the Washington Navy Yard, passing a state and federal background check in doing so.  CNN points out that Alexis carried out his shooting “a few weeks after he told police in Newport, Rhode Island, that he’d heard “voices” emanating from the walls of hotels he’d been staying at”.  In all cases, the shooters were either shot by police or shot themselves, but only after being confronted with gun-carrying police.  These experiences fully affirm Moorhouse’s study: gun control laws are highly ineffective at stopping the very crimes those laws are often implemented to prevent.

Examining more recent statistics from cities that have implemented strict gun control seem to affirm Moorhouse’s older study.  The police in New York City, a stronghold for gun control legislation, experienced a slight decrease in murders (19%, from 515 to 419) but an increase in all six other categories of “Seven Major Felony Offenses” (those being rape, robbery, felony assault, burglary, grand larceny, and grand larceny of a motor vehicle) increased by 4% in a year’s time, totaling 110,728 offenses in 2012 as opposed to 106,154 offenses in 2011.  Chicago is also infamous for its restrictions on legal gun ownership, yet the Chicago Police Department saw an increase in both shootings (10%, from 2235 to 2460) and murders (16%, from 435 to 506) during the calendar year 2012, while crime for the abovementioned non-murder major felonies racked up to 77,479 offenses, a 9% decrease from 85,069 offenses in 2011.  The huge numbers of crimes committed, even after years of stringent gun control laws, indicate that gun control does not in fact reduce crime.

It is reasonable to conclude that laws which restrict the ownership of weapons and disarm the law-abiding populace, make that populace victims of mass murderers and other armed criminals, who by definition are disobeying the law.  In these cases, gun control laws do not protect the general populace, but rather actually increase the likelihood that a gunman will inflict as much death and injury as possible before armed persons confront him.

I therefore call upon our government officials at the local, state, and federal level to roll back or repeal overly restrictive gun control efforts.  If the only way to stop bad guys with guns is to introduce good guys with guns, then empower the average, law-abiding citizen to be that good guy, rather than becoming another defenseless victim in a senseless tragedy.

Botelho, Greg, Greg Seaby, Bill Mears, Leslie Bentz, and Joe Sterling. “FBI: Navy Yard Shooter ‘delusional,’ Said ‘Low Frequency Attacks’ Drove Him to Kill.” CNN. Cable News Network, 26 Sept. 2013. Web. 19 Oct. 2013

Chapman, Simon, PhD, and Philip Alpers. “Gun-Related Deaths: How Australia Stepped Off “The American Path”.” Annals of Internal Medicine 158.10 (2013): 770-71. Web. 25 Sept. 2013.

Jackman, Tom. “Inside Sharpshooters, the Newington Gun Store Where Aaron Alexis Bought His Shotgun.” Washingtonpost.com. The Washington Post, 18 Sept. 2013. Web. 19 Oct. 2013.

Moorhouse, John C., and Brent Wanner. “DOES GUN CONTROL REDUCE CRIME OR DOES CRIME INCREASE GUN CONTROL?” CATO Journal 26.1 (2006): 103-24. Web. 2013.

Stell, Lance K. “The Production of Criminal Violence in America: Is Strict Gun Control the Solution?” Journal of Law, Medicine, & Ethics 32 (2004): 38-46. The American Society of Law, Medicine, & Ethics. Web. 20 Oct. 2013.

Stevens, Matt. “Remorse, but Not Hate, in Note Left by Santa Monica Gunman.” Los Angeles Times. Los Angeles Times, 13 June 2013. Web. 19 Oct. 2013.

"Crime Statistics Year End." Crime Statistics Year End. Chicago Police Department, n.d. Web. 19 Oct. 2013.

"Historical New York City Crime Data." Historical New York City Crime Data. The City of New York, n.d. Web. 19 Oct. 2013.

It’s worded nicely because it’s a formal English paper but yeah, I nailed it.  Got a B+ on it too, from a Jewish lesbian English professor which screams about as liberal as you can get.  Your argument is invalid.

wageronanarcho-capitalism asked:

I wanna see what you have to say about me, if that's ok *crosses fingers nervously*

1. First impression: This jerk is trying to outpun me! We’ll see about that!
2. Truth is: You’re now my punderful pal. 
3. How old do you look: Snake-age. 
4. Have you ever made me laugh: I HAVE HELD A PUN BATTLE WITH YOU. OF COURSE I HAVE MADE YOU LAUGH.
5. Have you ever made me mad: I HAVE HELD A PUN BATTLE WITH YOU. OF COURSE I HAVE MADE YOU MAD.
6. Best feature: You’re quick-witted and freakin’ hilarious. 
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: You saucy little thing you. ;)
8. You’re my: Punderful pal. I said that earlier. Don’t you ever listen? Is this a joke to you?!
9. Name in my phone: You aren’t in there.
10. Should you post this too? HELL YES.

GUESS WHO'S AN IDIOT NUMBNUT

So the surgery was 9:30 AM not PM #welcometocollegelife #wakingupbefore10isacrimeagainsthumanity #morningpeopleareinsane

I didn’t catch this earlier because my pre-paid phone ran out of money yesterday and I just topped up 45 minutes ago and started getting updates literally just now.

So apparently the surgery went well enough; they did detect the cancer had spread to a couple local lymph nodes so they pulled some extra tissue to test and like I said previously, we won’t know any details about the future treatment or therapy until next week.

Welp that’s a derp-fail on my part, I’m suddenly feeling so stupid I’m laughing at myself immediately after having a bit of an anxiety attack and decided to skip class to be available to my family if they call.

Whatever.  My mom’s ok, thank God, and that’s what’s important.

Hyrvydder's Semi-Retirement

So I’m all moved in at college, but there’s a few problems:

  1. The Internet sucks shit through a straw.  It’s seriously is as slow as a turtle.  Or a snail.  Who is asleep.  Or dead.
  2. I’m going to be incredibly busy between classes, studying/homework, and a few extracurriculars (among them College Republicans), and as evidenced by my absence the last 48 hours, I’m not planing on being here a lot anymore.

I’ll still try to drop by and post a few thoughts and reblog some stuff, but I think for the time being, I have to announce a semi-retirement from Tumblr until I stabilize and free up some time and brain cells.  I’m very sorry about having to leave, and I’ll miss you all.  Thank you for tolerating my brand of crazy these past few weeks. 

So I’m looking for a post from someone I used to follow where we had some kind of misunderstanding and I forget what the issue was and I remember sending an ask about it but I can’t find it and I don’t remember how long ago it happened.  I hate the tag system.  I wish you could just search the bodies of posts themselves, not the tags or notes of posts.

Can anyone help me out?