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  • me:-TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO SIT AROUND THINKING ABOUT HOW TO KILL PEOPLE: PSYCHOPATHS AND MYSTERY WRITERS. I'M THE KIND THAT PAYS BETTER. WHO AM I? I'M RICK CASTLE. CASTLE. CASTLE. I REALLY AM RUGGEDLY HANDSOME, AREN'T I? EVERY WRITER NEEDS AN INSPIRATION, AND I FOUND MINE. DETECTIVE KATE BECKETT. BECKETT. BECKETT. NIKKI HEAT? THE CHARACTER HE'S BASING ON YOU! AND THANKS TO MY FRIENDSHIP WITH THE MAYOR, I GET TO BE ON HER CASE. I'D BE HAPPY TO LET YOU SPANK ME. AND TOGETHER, WE CATCH KILLERS. WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TIME YOU KNOW, LIKE STARSKY AND HUTCH. TURNER AND HOOCH! YOU DO REMIND ME A LITTLE OF HOOCH.
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