Bart Simpson Chalkboard Lines for the Signs
  • (Stuff Bart Simpson wrote on the chalkboard at the start of The Simpsons that reminds me of each sign for whatever reason. Please don't take this too seriously.)
  • Aries:I will not skateboard in the halls.
  • Taurus:I will not eat things for money.
  • Gemini:No one is interested in my underpants.
  • Cancer:Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
  • Leo:I will not show off.
  • Virgo:I will finish what I sta
  • Libra:There are plenty of businesses like show business.
  • Scorpio:Vampire is not a career choice.
  • Sagittarius:Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal.
  • Capricorn:I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
  • Aquarius:I will not instigate revolution.
  • Pisces:I will not sleep through my education.

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