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Batman Slap Meme Dry Erase Board

Now you and your friends can make up countless creative scenarios and keep the laughs coming all day long as you watch the Caped Crusader slap that little bitch ass Robin for his idiotic remarks with the Batman slap meme dry erase board.

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‘Para papá por favor’

El mundo antes de internet y otras aterradoras historias

No me costó ni nada pasarme ciertos enemigos del Terranigma cuando era un enano. 

BLOODBORNE (MAIN GAME) RANKED IN ALL CAPS (HUGE SPOILERS PROBABLY)

WEAPONS (RANKED IN ALPHABETICAL)

—BEAST CLAW—
WOLVERINE SIMULATOR

—BLADES OF MERCY—
FEEL LIKE A BADASS. THEN PUT THEM BACK IN YOUR INVENTORY DRAWER.

—BURIAL BLADE—
WORTH THE WAIT. NOW YOU ARE DEATH. WAIT WHY IS EVERYTHING SCALED IN DIFFICULTY. OH GOD. OH CRAP. DAMMIT.

—CHIKAGE—
WEABOO STATUS  

—HUNTER AXE—
RANGE FOR DAYS. PAPA GASOLINE’S WEAPON OF CHOICE.

—KIRKHAMMER—
YOU’RE TOO SLOW

—LOGARIUS WHEEL—
FIRST FIRE. THEN THE WHEEL. THEN MAN REIGNED SUPREME.

—LUDWIG’S HOLY BLADE—
AKA SNAKE REPELLANT. RANGE FOR DAYS. DON’T USE IN TIGHT HALLWAYS.

—REITERPALLASCH—
BLESS YOU

—RIFLE SPEAR—
WHAT KINDA STEAM PUNK BULLSHIT IS THIS

—SAW CLEAVER—
THE PLASMA CUTTER OF BLOODBORNE. BEAT THE WHOLE GAME WITH IT. BRILLIANT WEAPON. SHIT SUCKS WHEN TRANSFORMED THOUGH. KEEP IT SMALL. FAST AND LOOSE. DANCE, MAGIC DANCE.

—SAW SPEAR—
THE SAW CLEAVER’S DORKY LITTLE BRO. COLLECTS DIGIMON CARDS STILL.

—STAKE DRIVER—
FOR ALL THE VAMPIRES. WAIT THERE AREN’T ANY?

—THREADED CANE—
CROWD CONTROL WEAPON FOR GENTLEMEN AND LADIES OF THE HIGHEST SOCIAL STATURE.

—TONITRUS—
AWWWWW YISSSS I AM ZEUS HIMSELF

FIREARMS/OFFHAND

—CANNON—
YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE DO WHAT YOU WANT ‘CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

—EVELYN—
THE FINEST OF LADIES

—FLAMESPRAYER—
AKA AMMO EATER

—HUNTER BLUNDERBUSS—
GOOD SOLID WEAPON. THIS’LL CARRY YOU THROUGH MOST OF THE GAME.

—HUNTER PISTOL—
IT’S A PISTOL, CHUCKLENUTS.

—LUDWIG’S RIFLE—
LETS MAKE A CIVIL WAR CANNON LOOKING GUN EVERYONE WILL LOVE IT.

—REPEATING PISTOL—
REPEATING PISTOL

—ROSMARINUS—
BLESS YOU

—TORCH—
GOOD FOR DARKNESS.

—WOODEN SHIELD—
GOOD FOR NOTHING.

NPC’S

—ANNALISE, VILEBLOOD QUEEN—
KILL HER AND LOOT HER
PICK UP HER FLESH
BEAT DAUGHTER OF COSMOS
REVIVE AT ALTER
GO BACK AND TALK TO HER AGAIN
????
PROFIT
ALSO THAT DUDE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WAS A HUGE DICK.

—ARIANNA—
TRUE QUEEN OF YHARNAM IMO

—BLOOD MINISTER—
HE DID THIS TO YOU THEN PEACES OUT, WHAT A BRO.

—IOSEFKA—
OFFICER, THIS WOMAN IS AN IMPOSTER!

—EILEEN THE CROW—
DON’T ATTACK HER SHE GIVES YOU FREEBIES

—GILBERT—
CHATTY SO-AND-SO.

—LONELY OLD WOMAN—
WHAT A BITCH. WAIT THANKS FOR THE SEDATIVES.

—PROVOST WILLEM—
DRESSED TO THE NINES LIKE A PIMP IN A ROCKING CHAIR

—BIGGOTED OLD MAN—
SOMEONE SHOULD NAME HIM. LETS CALL HIM GALE.

—CHAPEL SAMARITAN—
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS, BRAH? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS???

—GHERMAN, THE FIRST HUNTER—
A FIGHT FOR THE AGES. EPIC.

—PATCHES THE SPIDER—
SO NOW YOU’RE BACK. FROM OUTER SPACE.

—DOLL—
WAIFU STATUS. YES I COULD EVER LOVE YOU.

—RETIRED HUNTER DJURA—
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KNOCK ME OFF THIS ROOF ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

—ADELLA NUN OF THE HEALING CHURCH—
DIDN’T MEET THIS LADY ‘CAUSE I NEVER LET THE SNATCHERS CATCH ME LIKE A PRO

—AFFLICTED BEGAR—
THIS ONE WE’LL NAME GARRISON

—ALFRED—
THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE A BRO. WAIT WHY IS HE LAUGHING LIKE THAT. WAIT WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD. OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS MESSED UP. BACK AWAY. BACK AWAY.
—YOUNG GIRL AND OLDER SISTER—
OH GOD ALL THE FEELS

ENEMIES

—BEAST PATIENT—
IT’S TIME TO MEET THE MUPPETS OH GOD OH GOD

—BEAST-POSSESSED SOUL—
HE’S KINDA CUTE. HEY THERE, BIG GUY

—BLOODLICKER—
OH GOD OH GOD BACK AWAY BACK AWAY

—BRAIN OF MENSIS—
MOTHER BRAIN

—BRAINSUCKER—
PRETTY MUCH JUST AS THE NAME IMPLIES

—CAIN’S SERVANT—
I AM INIGO MONTOYA.

—CARRION CROW—
LOUD AS BALLS

—CELESTIAL CHILD—
HEY GET UP WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, WEIRD BABY

—CHIME MAIDEN—
I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL KILL YOU.

—CHURCH GIANT—
BFG.

—CHURCH SERVANT—
JABBERWOCKIES GONE WRONG

—CRAMPED CASKET—
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD.

—CRAWLERS—
HATERS GONNA HATE. CRAWLERS GONNA CRAWL.

—EXECUTIONER—
GET IN THERE AND BEAT HIM SENSELESS. DON’T BE AFRAID.

—EYE COLLECTOR—
ALSO LIVES UP TO ITS NAME. 


—FEMALE BEAST PATIENT—
REMEMBER IN THE CHURCH WHERE THERE ARE LIKE 40 OF THEM? YEAH. YEAH. THAT WAS GREAT.

—FLUORESCENT FLOWER—
GIANT LASER CATTERPILLAR.

—FORSAKEN CASTLE SPIRIT—
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

—GARDEN OF EYES—
POPULAR AT PARTIES

—GIANT LOST CHILD—
WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS

—HEMWICK GRAVE WOMAN—
WITCHES GET STITCHES

—HUNTING DOG—
DOWN, FIDO

—HUNSTMAN—
I WISH IT WAS CHRIS HEMSWORTH

—HUNSTMANS MINION—
WHICH WAY DID HE GO, GEORGE?

—KIDNAPPER—
HE’S SO SLOW HAHAHA OH GOD.

—LABYRINTH RAT—
DUMB AS NAILS

—LARGE CRAWLER—
NOW IN 2XL

—LARGE HUNTSMAN—
SHOOT ‘EM. STAB ‘EM. DONE.

—LARGE NIGHTMARE APOSTLE—
OKAY LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE THAT’S A BIG FUCKIN’ SPIDER, Y’ALL.

—LARGE SNAKE BALL—
IT’S LIKE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS WHEN YOU PUT THEM AWAY BUT WITH SNAKES

—LORAN SILVERBEAST—
THE WISDOM OF AGE SHOWS IN YOUR SILVERY FOLLICLES WAIT STOP EATING ME
—LOST CHILD OF ANTIQUITY—
AKA OLD MAN FACE GARGOYLE

—MAD ONE—
BWEEEEP BWEEEEEP BWEEEP ENEMY ALERT

—MANEATER BOAR—
PUNCH IT IN THE BUTT

—MERGO’S ATTENDANT—
PASSIVE. TAKE THEM OUT ONE BY ONE. CREEPY. SO CREEPY.

—MERGO’S CHIEF ATTENDANT—
MAMAS GOTTA BIG STICK.

—NIGHTMARE APOSTLE—
THIS IS THE BABY SPIDER. THIS IS A GODDAMN TINY SCARY ASS SPIDER.

—PARASITE LARVA—
AKA WORST THING EVER, JUMPY-ASS GARBAGE.

—RABID DOG—
COOL IT, SPARKY

—ROTTED CORPSE—
WHY YOU GUYS ALL HANGIN’ OUT LIKE THIS, IS THIS SOME KINDA CLUB?

—SCHOLAR—
KORO-SENSEI

—SCOURGE BEAST—
THIS IS A WEREWOLF. IT’S A WEREWOLF. GET OVER IT.

—SKELETAL PUPPET—
WAY COOL

—SMALL CELESTIAL EMISSARY—
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I THOUGHT THIS GAME WAS ABOUT WEREWOLVES

—SNAKE BALL—
ITTY BITTY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

—SNAKE PARASITE—
HEY YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR WHOLE FACE LOOKS LIKE SNAKES DO YOU WANNA NAPKIN OR SOMETHING

—WHEELCHAIR HUNTSMAN—
GET OFF MY LAWN

—WINTER LANTERN—
AKA THE WORST THING EVER, THIS IS A WALKING BRAIN, KILL IT WITH FIRE.

BOSSES

—BLOOD STARVED BEAST—
WHY ARE THESE FLAPS OF SKIN ATTACKING ME OH GOD

—CLERIC BEAST—
ONE ARMED PUSH UPS FOR DAYS BRO

—DARKBEAST PAARL—
BEAT HIM AT THE END OF THE GAME. PUSHOVER.

—DADDY GIUSEPPE—
HIDE BEHIND THE TOMBSTONES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

—GEHRMAN THE FIRST HUNTER—
AKA AIRBEND YOU TO DEATH

—MICRO MACHINES, HOST OF THE NIGHTMARE—
HEY MAN WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR HEAD. OH WAIT YOU’RE DEAD.

—MARTYR LOGARIUS—
HI I’M HERE TO DESTROY ALL YOUR CONFIDENCE YOU’VE GAINED OVER THE COURSE OF THIS GAME

—ONE REBORN—
AKA 8 LADIES THROWING FIRE AT YOU

—SHADOW OF YHARNAM—
MENAGE A TROIS

—VICAR AMELIA—
NICE DOGGY WITH ANTLERS

—WITCH OF HEMWICK—
LOOK AT ME I’M OVER HERE NOW EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE

GREAT ONES

—AMYGDALA—
BEATS YOU WITH ITS OWN LIMBS LIKE SOME CRAZY MR. POTATO HEAD

—CELESTIAL EMISSARY—
AKA CROWD CONTROL AFTER A SPORTING EVENT SIMULATOR

—EBRIETAS DAUGHTER OF THE COSMOS—
BITE HER ANKLES 

—MERGO’S WET NURSE—
WHY DOES THIS WET NURSE HAVE NINJA BLADES AND CRAZY SMOKE POWERS

—ROM THE VACUOUS SPIDER—
NICE SPIDER. ROLL OVER. NO GOD WAIT OH GOD THE ASTEROIDS

—MOON PRESENCE—
WAIT IS THIS IT? THIS IS THE FINAL BOSS? REALLY? WAIT I’M A SLUG NOW? WAIT WHAT? WHAT? I CAN’T EVEN. WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? AM I? WHO? WHAT? WHAT NOW? HERE I AM. A SLUG ON THE GROUND. KISS ME, MY WAIFU. CARE FOR ME ALWAYS.