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Warner Bros. is making an Adventure Time movie

Oh my glob! Mathematical! Bacon pancakes! No, we’re not having a stroke, we’re referencing Adventure Time—the popular kids TV show that is secretly for adults (but it’s barely a secret). And we’re not just referencing Adventure Time because everyone on the Internet constantly references Adventure Time, but because Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network have announced that they’re making an Adventure Time movie. Like, a real movie. It’ll be in theaters and everything. We’ll give you a minute to calm down.

Are you OK? Good. This comes from Deadline, which reports that the Adventure Time movie will be produced by Chris McKay and Roy Lee, both of whom previously worked together on another big-screen kids’ movie that was also adult-friendly: The Lego Movie. McKay has also been announced as the director for Lego Batman, and Lee is producing that spinoff, so it seems clear that WB is hoping for Adventure Time to be as much of a hit as The Lego Movie was. Deadline even points out how much “franchise potential” it has, which is the sort of corporate language that seems especially inappropriate when talking about something as delightfully weird as Adventure Time.

Full story at avclub.com

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When Su Guiying placed a heartrending little note in her local paper asking for people to turn up at her funeral when she died, little did she know how it would change her life.

The 90-year-old, who tragically lost all of her 17 children shortly after they were born or while they were still young, has finally been gifted the family she always craved after dozens of people decided they didn’t want to wait for her funeral to show they cared.

For the last 40 years since then she has lived on her own with no immediate family or friends but when her sad story was published in the run up to Chinese New Year, when families traditionally get together, she was inundated with offers of people who wanted to visit her.

It means that her home has been decorated for New Year for the first time, people have started turning up bearing gifts for a New Year’s feast, and there has been music and laughter from her new-found family.

Used to spending the New Year festival alone, all of a sudden Su’s home in the village of Hongxia on the outskirts of Ruichang City in southern China’s Jiangxi province, was overrun with well-wishers touched by her lonely plea.

Yesterday wasn’t a good day at all… 

We went to an event my sibling was participating in and every single person we came across treated my mother like absolute shit. She was in a lot of pain already, and they only made it a lot worse. I was livid. 

Please, don’t ever treat a handicapped person poorly. Ever.