Gavin Free: Don’t tap me! We’ve gotta have equal taps! No, no, you’ve tapped me twice, so I need to tap you one more time.
Michael Jones: I’m gonna tap you with my sword next!
Gavin Free: Yeah, but I need to tap you one more time.
Michael Jones: Imma tap you with my sword, next time you hit me.
Jack Pattillo: Stop tapping each other…
Geoff Ramsey: Jesus Christ, just bang and get over with it.
Ray Narvaez, Jr.: If you guys can… please fuck, you’d make a lot of people happy.
Michael Jones: Fuck yeah! Michael/Gavin!
Geoff Ramsey: You’d make Tumblr so happy.