So my mom went out shopping yesterday...
and she bought me this toiletries set.
and I know it’s more than likely intended for kids, but I can’t stop giggling at this.
stop looking at me like this soldier and wash your damn hands
i am a genius playboy billionaire philanthropist and you expect me to wash your hair who exactly do you think I am
why do i have to wash your hair?
WASH ASS OR HULK SMASH