What happens when I watch too much of Sonic Boom...
At their front door, Sonic
and Amy look very unimpressed at Eggman, who’s standing in front of a very
large killer robot shaped present.
Amy: We’re not taking it
Eggman: What?! Why not!
Sonic: Because Aurora does
not need a killer robot as her first birthday present.
Eggman: You don’t know that
Sonic: I can see claws and the
rocket launcher on its shoulder.
Eggman: Stop being so
Sonic: Its literally got the
words “Killer Robot” embedded on its chest.
Eggman: That’s a typo.
Sonic: Get out.
Eggman: Look, I’m trying to
help Aurora here. Can’t you see you’re limiting her potential?
Amy: What, by not getting her
Eggman: No, by not allowing
her to enjoy the wonders of science and technology. Think about all the
experiences she could have, the fun she can have with her killer robot! Granted
there might be some slight mutilation along the way, but hey, what’s childhood
without some cuts and bruises.
Sonic and Amy still look
Sonic: Look Eggman, I haven’t
slept in several days, thanks to Aurora teething problems, so if you would try
and attack us another day, that would be great.
Eggman: What if I was
to tell that some of the “so called” rockets contained sleeping gas?
Sonic: Really? You
think that’s going to that’s going to work Eggman? You really that that’s going
to convince me to- how strong is that gas?
Sonic: Hey, I just
wanted to ask, that’s all.
Eggman: Yeah, Amy.
Stop butting in. And hey look. Aurora is already interested.
Sonic and Amy look
down to see Aurora crawling towards the robot, with her finger pointing towards
it. Sonic quickly grabs Aurora, just as she touches the robot. The robot starts
to shake violently, Sonic and Amy looking on with horror until the robot bursts
open into scrap metal.
Eggman: Huh, guess I
over did the hydraulics. Hey, you guys wouldn’t have a screwdriver by any chanc-?
Sonic and Amy: GET THE