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Laugh of the day: Food groups according to kids

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! One of the most frustrating things about parenting is the subject of food and eating. Getting your child to eat, eat well or eat what you make is the stuff of legend. If you’re lucky, some kids… Read more »

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When you haven’t eaten in a while, you get hungry. When “a while” is actually the length of time things need to fossilize, you starve! You can start smelling delicious phantom whiffs, or hear something you could have sworn was bacon joyously sizzling a second ago. It’s the same with sex. Except for the sizzling pork product sound. Well… maybe that was actually an amazing innuendo.

While unmarried, kidless couples sometimes run some laps in the Sex Deprivation race, parents are obviously the long-distance marathon runners of the sport. After so many “days without,” they can easily fall victim to reading sexy things into the simplest, completely innocent statements.

So, protect yourself from yourself and each other. Don’t accidentally get your partner’s hopes up. Especially if you know their hopes are on a hair-trigger and ready to go off at the slightest hint. Even if there’s really no hint. Of sex or bacon.

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Howtobeadad.com is a wonderful gem of a website in the the large sea of trash that goes as the internet. 

These guys really crack me up with their commentary on being a dad, the ups and down, the spouse related stuff, babies and babies galore…what not.

I would recommend all to visit Howtobeadad.com regularly.

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Laugh of the day: New cowboy baby carrier!

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! Some look at this “bad product idea” and say, “Um, how is this a bad idea?” There has been some debate about device, that it may actually be a fantastically amazingood idea. Judge for yourself. Despite this… Read…

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If you need to laugh out loud...

by Erin Lane posted in Products & Prizes …like full-on snort with laughter, I’ve got the book for you.  I recently received a copy of the new “Guide to Baby Sleep Positions” by Andy Herald and Charlie Capen, the dads behind howtobeadad.com. It sat on the counter in my kitchen for a few days before… Read more »

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Laugh of the day: Godzilla vs baby

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! The day after Halloween is always the kid-style hangover. Rather than taking a photo and titling it, “Baby’s first (sugar) hangover” you’re probably busy trying to get the ship back on course. It’s always hard to get… Read…

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Laugh of the day: The boob hat

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! Ever diplomatic, we, at HowToBeADad.com, are always trying to bridge the divide between groups with differing parent philosophies. Whether it’s vaccines, the type of diaper or baby carrier, we believe in unity amongst parents….

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Laugh of the day: Baby teeth & other deadly fangs

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! Baby teeth are SHARP. Though babies are amazing in so many ways, and you could just sit around giggling to yourself like a clown juggling grenades all day long intoxicated on their cuteness alone, they are ferocious,… Read…

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Laugh of the day: How costumes can suck

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! There are lots of helpful things on this website, obviously. This probably isn’t going to be one of them. But stores are already “Halloweenie-ing” out. So, why not right? This is just a sample platter of the… Read…

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Laugh of the day: Baby fingernails and other deadly weapons

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! If you’ve ever been sliced by a baby fingernail, you know that they make razor blades feel like feathers across your face. It’s hard to get mad at a bundle babyness but it sure does hurt when… Read more »

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Laugh of the day: Baby Sleep Positions

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! Co-sleeping with your baby can be one of the greatest joys or torments of parenting. It’s not for everyone, but for those who have… Which of these have you experienced? If you’ve co-slept with your baby in… Read…

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Laugh of the day: Baby Carrying Warning

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! Kids need love and protection, that’s a given, but we adults do a better job of delivering these things to kids when we are not, ourselves, in danger or excruciating pain. But who’s going to protect the… Read more »

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