how-to-look-like-a-twit

anonymous asked:

Just an FYI it's really rude to remove credit from Art on tumblr posts like some people work really hard on Art then post it online for fucks like you to remove credit so your blog looks "tidy" or you can add whatever hash tag to make it something "different".

Well, how about you not be a rude twit and learn about how things work on here. First off, I’m not a “fuck”. I am a human being.
Second off, I use this thing called a queue. I set it up so that my blog automatically posts things, even when I’m not online.
Third off, I don’t INTENTIONALLY remove credit. 
Fourth off, I’m don’t go to artists blogs and reblog from there. So, it was probably removed 100 reblogs ago, so it wasn’t my fault.
Fifth off, if you’re going to be a jackass, go away.

anonymous asked:

How are you able to distinguish what ethnicity someone is? Like what middle Easter country they are from? I am trying to educate myself and stop being such an ignorant twit. Sorry if this question annoys you. Xx

u take a good look into the eyes and there u can see their flag reflecting deep down in the iris

language, hand movements, necklace, the way their veil is tied if they have one, u can be 100% sure if they have absolutely flawless eyebrows they’re definitely lebanese, if u hear someone violently yelling AMR DIAB they’re prolly egyptian, saudis r easy to distinguish they’ll drive past u in a mercedes amg like it’s nothing, old turkish men always have a tesbih in their hand, moroccans constantly sippin that mint tea and algerians arent hard to distinguish they’ll probably wear an algeria shirt or necklace throughout their life, syrians always the nicest most kind hearted people never let u down, occasionally go down to dabke tho, palestinians n kurds sometimes wear keffiyeh, the coloured ones r mostly worn by the kurdish population, sudanese ppls bone structure > everythin else

hidamned asked:

[[ Misconception; that Ino's selfish & vain. ( > : ( A terrible misconception! ) ]]

[I’m not sure it’s actually what you’d call a misconception. Maybe in that it’s not strictly true, because throughout childhood and on to the war she showed flashes of being exactly the opposite of selfish. I think that Ino cares very deeply about other people, and that she would do anything for friends/family. But I think she also cultivates an image of being narcissistic and self-involved as a defense mechanism. She’s spent most of her life learning how to perform her clan’s techniques, and I think it’s given her a very good idea of who she is, and a very clear idea of human nature. She knows that people are often looking for weaknesses in others, and that she has a few of her own, so it’s just easier to offer up something obvious. Because if you act like a self-involved twit, people are less likely to attack you for being insecure or jaded or lonely or envious or proud. As for vanity, I think that Ino DOES care about what she looks like, because she knows that she’s VALUED for it. Some of her missions rely very heavily on how she looks, and how well she can hide her inner workings. At the same time, we know that she values her appearance less than she values being a shinobi. She was willing to chop off her hair to prove a point and to gain a leg up on Sakura, so obviously she has her priorities in order, even if she’s a little bit concerned with her appearance. In her personal life I think she takes care with her appearance because it gives her a leg up socially, but I don’t know if she enjoys dressing up just for the fun of it, or whatever. So really, it’s hard to say if this is actually a misconception, because while I don’t think it’s strictly true, I think a person who was just meeting her might be justified in thinking so, since that’s probably what she wants them to think anyway?]

Draw Me Like A Dwarrowdam, Ori

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

by RogueFanKC

Sequel to “The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield”.

As if Thor Odinson wasn’t enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.

Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males…not so much.

And Dwalin isn’t pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori’s sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori’s bed. Naked.

An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.

Words: 10614, Chapters: ¼, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A “Marvel”-lous Hobbit



read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

owloftherearburghs asked:

Hello?

1. First impression: twit twoo
2. Truth is: swords swords swords and secretly liking anime posts bcos ur a nerd
3. How old do you look: medieval
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yea
5. Have you ever made me mad: no
6. Best feature: swords swords swords and armour
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no
8. You’re my: fellow furry xDDD
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too? Y

so I like my bronzed leaf but it’s got a ring on it to string it through a necklace. I want to get some use out of it but I’m thinking “how much of a twit would I look like wearing a maple leaf dipped in bronze ‘round my neck”

Some thoughts about the Game of Thrones premiere:

  • mY LOVE FOR MARGAERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
  • that Cersei flashback was hella creepy
  • Daario is really growing on me. And that right there is a sentence I’d never thought I would use.
  • In totally related news, DAENERYS YOU TWIT.
  • I have now totally given up on trying to figure out the physics behind Jon Snow’s hair. Sure looks good, though. Also, he’s gotten so snarky. I’m so proud.
    (Also, Mel is looking at Jon like he’s a piece of meat. Which is kinda what I pictured while reading ADWD tbh, but it looks even creepier on screen. Run, Jon, run.)
  • How many brothers can say that they’ve killed a white walker and a Thenn? I might be the first in history. Sam, never change. Sam, I love you. Sam, I wanna have your fat pink mast.

Draw Me Like A Dwarrowdam, Ori

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

by RogueFanKC

Sequel to “The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield”.

As if Thor Odinson wasn’t enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.

Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males…not so much.

And Dwalin isn’t pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori’s sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori’s bed. Naked.

An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.

Words: 10614, Chapters: ¼, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A “Marvel”-lous Hobbit



read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

anonymous asked:

WELL HELLO! It's time to cheer you up. C: Although it may not work when you taking a luxurious shit bath. I know. My mom tries cheer me up and I just give her a blank look. Being an annoying twit twad is how I cheer my self up. It's like making fart bubbles in a bath tub that is filled with shit. It is more of a slight form of release for me and I have bean doing it for years.

I’m so confused. I woke up to shit tub, waaaaaaaaah

queenclrk replied to your post “queenclrk replied to your post “no second season for Eye Candy, I’m a…”

i was in complete denial when i read victoria’s twit. I was like “ this is not happening. eye candy is not cancelled, I mean how can it be cancelled?! that show is awesOME !!!”

Yeah, the show had so much potential!!! and I really liked the characters and everything! ugh, this sucks so bad… it’s a shame that it won’t be continued, I was really looking forward to a second season, especially with the ending we had. aaah, I was planning on a re-watch but now it will only serve to make me sad ;x

Draw Me Like A Dwarrowdam, Ori

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

by RogueFanKC

Sequel to “The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield”.

As if Thor Odinson wasn’t enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.

Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males…not so much.

And Dwalin isn’t pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori’s sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori’s bed. Naked.

An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.

Words: 10614, Chapters: ¼, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A “Marvel”-lous Hobbit



read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328
Draw Me Like A Dwarrowdam, Ori

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

by RogueFanKC

Sequel to “The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield”.

As if Thor Odinson wasn’t enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.

Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males…not so much.

And Dwalin isn’t pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori’s sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori’s bed. Naked.

An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.

Words: 10614, Chapters: ¼, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A “Marvel”-lous Hobbit



read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328
Draw Me Like A Dwarrowdam, Ori

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

by RogueFanKC

Sequel to “The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield”.

As if Thor Odinson wasn’t enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.

Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males…not so much.

And Dwalin isn’t pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori’s sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori’s bed. Naked.

An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.

Words: 10614, Chapters: ¼, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A “Marvel”-lous Hobbit



read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328
Draw Me Like A Dwarrowdam, Ori

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328

by RogueFanKC

Sequel to “The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield”.

As if Thor Odinson wasn’t enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.

Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males…not so much.

And Dwalin isn’t pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori’s sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori’s bed. Naked.

An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.

Words: 10614, Chapters: ¼, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A “Marvel”-lous Hobbit



read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3735328