how the hell are you so adorable while eating

the hockey boys in my PE class are so adorable like

we’ll go out to rink for skating, and some of these guys have been skating and playing hockey forever, and what do they do? grab the little glider thingys for the little kidlets learning to skate. what do they do with them? play motherfuckin’ bumper cars with them and suddenly forget how to skate and they have the biggest shit eating grins while doing this like yes forget your responsibilities and fly around and fall and laugh and smile like children you guys never smile or look happy at school so like you deserve it boys