Okay but there’s a completely valid reason why Rick is upset about this. NO HE IS NOT BEING SASSY JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.
It’s one thing to hate a character but another thing tO CALL THEM USELESS. You don’t like Piper? Fine, go ahead, I’m not gonna stop you from hating on her. Everyone has their own opinions. BUT TO SAY SHE’S USELESS IS MORE THAN 100000000000% WRONG.
*cracks knuckles* Now sit down and listen up because I’m going to explain to you about Piper McLean and why she’s A BOSS ASS BITCH.
Now this is the story all about how this poor girls life got flipped, turned upside down. I’d like to take this moment to remind you all that Piper was a regular (orasregularasademigodcanget) 16 year old girl who had daddy issues and fought against her beauty because it attracted unwanted attention. Speaking of unwanted attention, it’s actually another reason why she never like to say Tristan McLean was her dad. She got in trouble because it was the only way HE gave HER his attention. Now remember kiddos, they did say the Gods and Goddess should have claimed ALL their children after that promise Percy made them make. But omg, nope not Leo and Piper, so guess what, all that demigod shit WAS NEW TO HER. SORRY SHE WASN’T ALL FOR IT RIGHT AWAY LIKE “HADES YEAH I’M A DEMIGOD. NOW MY LIFE IS PERFECT.” Sorry but no demigod actually gets excited about that tbh so poop you. Since this was the case she had no idea how to be or fight like a demigod but this bitch took it at full force and smacked that terrible fate in the face. Now here’s the examples of Piper’s badassery and why your “useless” comment is wrong:
1) From the beginning she was a badass tbh. Remember how she whacked Dylan with Hedge’s bat, saving Jason’s behind???? BAM, wow such courage.
2) What was her main conflict in TLH?? Not trying to date Jason for real, for real so please stop. It was her dad and how she was going to have to choose between him and her new friends. Ultimately she decided her dad BECAUSE WOW THAT’S THE PERSON SHE REALLY LOVES. And guess what? She was still able to save her dad and fight on the good side which she originally though was impossible.
3) How she handled Drew.
4) ARE WE FORGETTING ABOUT MADEA HERE OR?????????? CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED SHE TOTALLY SAVED JASON AND LEO’S BUTTS. HER NOT ANYONE ELSE. SHE OUT CHARMSPOKE A POWERFUL EXPERIENCED SORCERESS.
5) SPEAKING OF CHARMSPEAK, SHE PUT GAEA BACK TO SLEEP FOR AWHILE WITH IT. I’D LIKE TO SEE DREW TRY THAT.
6) Now more charmspeak help yo, she got everyone to calm down at CJ when they first arrived.
7) Let’s be real here, her charmspeak saved their asses so many times I lost count.
8) Like for example when Jason and Percy were forced to fight each other and she had to choose who lives, instead she didn’t choose and just had blackjack knock Percy out before he could kill Jason.
9) How she handled Hercules and Achelous with Jason. Nuff said.
10) She totally saved Jason’s, Percy’s AND her ass with the cornucopia.
11) She tried to protect Nico against a bunch of monsters BY HERSELF.
12) She basically used Katoptris to save their asses a lot tbh
13) She went to Hazel to learn how to sword fight and become stronger.
14) how she kicked khione’s ass. HOW SHE KICKED KHIONE’S ASS. HOW SHE TOTALLY KICKED A GODDESS’S ASS BY HER DAMN SELF AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE MOST HELLA THING THEN YOU ARE DEFINITELY LYING.
SO IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER THEN FINE, BUT IF YOU THINK SHE’S USELESS THEN I’M SORRY BUT I’M GONNA HAVE TO ESCORT YOU TO THE FIELDS OF PUNISHMENT. OKAY BYE.