14 year old dude:lol hey bitch nice ass id tap that hey sexy we gonna bang tonight and then ill go visit my other girlfriend and bang her too lol and then maybe I'll watch jersey shore and eat pizza eh you can clean my xbox or something just don't bother me
Society:OMG DATE HIM HES PERFECT OH SO ROMANTIC IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM THEN YOURE CRAZY LOL
35 year old dude:Oh hey darling. Wow, you look so amazing today, is that a new top? Beautiful. Tonight, I want to take you out for dinner. Your choice, love, and my treat. After, I'll take you around town and we can talk while we watch the passing boats. Then we'll go home and watch the Notebook and cuddle. I'll go get you extra tissues, if you want! Its a sad movie, but feel free to cry on my shoulder.
Society:OMG WTF HES SUCH A PERV OMG EWWWW DISGUSTING GET AWAY FROM ME YOUR GROSS GO KILL YOURSELF