• song:*I'll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan starts playing*
  • mom:oh no.
  • my sister:please no.
  • me:LET's git down ta BUISNess, to defeat the HUNS--
  • mom:too late
  • me:did they send me daugHTERS *point at my sister* when I asKED for SONS *point at my brothers door*--
  • my sister:we're always too late
  • me:*more of the song plays*
  • mom:here it comes
  • me:BE A MAN!
  • shang:--
  • me:BE A MAN!
  • shang:--
  • me:BE A MAN!
  • me:*more song and more interpretive-ish dancing takes place*
  • me:MYSTERIOUS AS the dark side of THE MOON! HAH!!
  • my sister:oh thank God that's done
  • mom:go do your dishes
  • me:*Circle of Life from Lion King starts playing*
  • my sister:she's got her Disney playlist on again
  • me:you bet I do!
  • me:NAK-Senfenya-baba-geese-cee-ma-ba-hibaba-blah-blah-blah-blah
  • mom and sister:go away!

How to Make a Horsefeather


  • 2 shots Rye
  • 3 to 5 dashes angostura bitters
  • 4 oz ginger beer
  • Lots of ice


Fill the glass with ice. Start with two shots of Rye. (The Trybox Series Rye New Make is a strong 125-proof straight from the still, but you should really try it with a regular Rye whiskey first.) Add 3 to 5 dashes of aromatic angostura bitters. Then top it off with 4 ounces of ginger beer. I used Gosling’s Ginger Beer. Because my Rye is so strong, I used more than 4 ounces to fill the glass the rest of the way.


- Last Call Luke

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Name: ******
Nickname: You guys know me as Marie
Birthday: May 12th
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight/Demi
Height: 4’11”
Time Zone: central
What time and date is it there: August 27, 7:02am
Average hours of sleep I get each night: about 5-6 at most
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First word that comes to mind: Pasta
What I last said to a family member: No(when asked if I was my sister)
One place that makes me happy & why: I guess home because my family is there.
How many blankets I sleep under: Just one
Favorite beverage: Coca-cola
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Mr. Peabody and Sherman
Three things I can’t live without: My family, My friends and music probably
A piece of advice for all my followers: If you see someone who seems dumb or lower than dirt in the terms of society and they want to give you advice, listen to them and treat them well. No matter how stinky, poor, ugly, rude, “evil”, cruel or improper they are always treat people like they are valuable and loved. You might be the only one who does.

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Some old movies everyone should watch if they get the chance

  • Nosferatu: Probably the only vampire movie that’s actually scared me, plus the source of vampires not being able to stand sunlight.
  • The Marx Brothers:  Most people cite A Night at the Opera as their best, but I have a fondness for Horsefeathers. Hilariously funny.
  • Arsenic and Old Lace:A young man takes his new bride home to his aunts. Meanwhile, his brother also comes home after a long exile. Honestly, they’re going to run out of room in the basement for all the corpses at this rate.

wait shit no I forgot Ihavenospacesanywhere.  shit shit shit.  maybe WrA.  but I know no one A-side on WrA.


"Lady, you fondle then fight, tonight.
By tomorrow you should grow.
Hades, the place you reside tonight.
By tomorrow we should know.
It’s likely you will lie
as your tongue will taste the sky.
Like it was once.
And maybe, you will bruise
as you fall right through this roof.
Like it was once.”
#horsefeathers #fallingthroughtheroof

anonymous said:

When Quint finally found Twig, why didn't he bother looking for Maris? Its as though he didn't care about her enough to share the good news. I wonder if they still missed and thought about each after separating like that. Its heartbreaking that the authors gave such a great couple such a miserable ending

sorry this has taken me so long to reply to anon, but oh mAN I have so many thoughts about this I had to get them all down properly

my personal headcanon is that either:

  • quint had been back to the bloodoak between leaving maris and finding twig and had discovered from mother horsefeather maris’ intentions in crossing the mire and deepwoods. this makes his reunion with twig all the more heartbreaking and probably helps explain why he left him behind again -  I think realising that he’d found his son but it was too late and he’d never get to bring him back to maris, never get to reconcile with her, never lose that sense that he’d failed her…well that would probably break the average person, let alone a repressed moustachioed angst bucket that can’t deal with emotion
  • oR quint didn’t know that maris had left the bloodoak, and the moment they got back to undertown he dragged twig back there…only to find she’d gone. quint proceeds to have silent repressed emotional breakdown and probably attempts to abandon twig again.

idk which is more heartbreaking tbh. anyone got anything to add on this one?

(also personal headcanon is that maris knows the exact moment quint dies/fades and just goes and stands out in the storm for a few hours letting the rain soak her to the bone)

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  • Name: Kris Kringle, Cinta Clause, Pierre Noel, Babo Natali…Popo Giogo!
  • Nickname: The magnificent seven and a half
  • Birthday: jun 25
  • Gender: little man
  • Sexuality: gay for donald faison
  • Height: taller than Kevin Hart
  • Time zone: Eastern Seaboard sector 3
  • What time and date is it there: Half past eighteen 26th of 8thmonth, second millennium and a fortnight
  • Average hours of sleep I get a night: 8ish
  • Last thing I googled was: 12 times 5
  • Most used phrase(s): Horsefeathers!, Blue Stocking, Old Chunk of Coal,
  • First word that comes to mind: Sunday-best
  • What I last said to a family member: No dad, what about you?
  • One place that makes me happy and why: places with food because they usually have food there
  • How many blankets I sleep under: in the winter one comforter, in the summer just a sheet 
  • Favorite beverage(s): coke, your mom’s fluids
  • Last movie I watched in the cinema: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Three things I can’t live without: My radio, believe me, I like it loud I’m the man with a box that can rock the crowd Walkin’ down the street, to the hardcore beat While my JVC vibrates the concrete I’m sorry if you can’t understand But I need a radio inside my hand also two other things oxygen and helium
  • A piece of advice to all my followers: If you ever start to shit your pants, don’t fight it, just let it go. I know it runs counter to all instincts, but trust me on this.
  • You all have to listen to this song: x

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I met with Ms. Crossman today. I really like her. She seems kind and a thoughtful kind of person. I told her about Daddy’s job and let her know that Otto would be out of school for 5 days at the end of September. She understood really well how important it was to see you, Geoffrey. And it is. I don’t think we could make it 4 months without the three of us all together in person. Even this one and a half months is HORSEFEATHERS.

I was also very glad to be in the school building, too. I chatted with Ms. Brown and Ms. Higgins and got in trouble with the security guy for not having my ID or even my wallet! I like being there even when I am getting in trouble. Cathedral kinda feels like home, and that makes me VERY happy.

We looked very carefully for a long time for a school that would be a really good place for our boy to get his start. I’m so happy for the extra work we did, because I think we found a pretty perfect spot! I’m excited to get back into the swing of things.