• song:*I'll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan starts playing*
  • mom:oh no.
  • my sister:please no.
  • me:LET's git down ta BUISNess, to defeat the HUNS--
  • mom:too late
  • me:did they send me daugHTERS *point at my sister* when I asKED for SONS *point at my brothers door*--
  • my sister:we're always too late
  • me:*more of the song plays*
  • mom:here it comes
  • me:BE A MAN!
  • shang:--
  • me:BE A MAN!
  • shang:--
  • me:BE A MAN!
  • me:*more song and more interpretive-ish dancing takes place*
  • me:MYSTERIOUS AS the dark side of THE MOON! HAH!!
  • my sister:oh thank God that's done
  • mom:go do your dishes
  • me:*Circle of Life from Lion King starts playing*
  • my sister:she's got her Disney playlist on again
  • me:you bet I do!
  • me:NAK-Senfenya-baba-geese-cee-ma-ba-hibaba-blah-blah-blah-blah
  • mom and sister:go away!

How to Make a Horsefeather


  • 2 shots Rye
  • 3 to 5 dashes angostura bitters
  • 4 oz ginger beer
  • Lots of ice


Fill the glass with ice. Start with two shots of Rye. (The Trybox Series Rye New Make is a strong 125-proof straight from the still, but you should really try it with a regular Rye whiskey first.) Add 3 to 5 dashes of aromatic angostura bitters. Then top it off with 4 ounces of ginger beer. I used Gosling’s Ginger Beer. Because my Rye is so strong, I used more than 4 ounces to fill the glass the rest of the way.


- Last Call Luke

i was tagged by leopardreign

RULES: Put your music on shuffle, post the first 10 songs you get

  1. 2 On - Tinashe
  2. Animals - Maroon 5
  3. Heathen’s Kiss - Horsefeathers
  4. All About Us - He is We
  5. Afire Love - Ed Sheeran
  6. Beating Heart - Ellie Goulding
  7. What If - Safetysuit
  8. Who Does She Think She Is? - The Tower and the Fool
  9. 10 AM Gare du Nord - Keaton Henson
  10. Desire - Meg Myers

tagging: atacazo, altf4pls, hailthequeens, @notmykingdom (tumblr apparently does not believe that this is a real blog, but i assure u it is)